Station announcer 
Station announcer
Dikadeedadeedadodo
Deebaduhbado
Yi-dadoodeeooduleedalaydaloo-ee-ay-uhlayluh-ee-uh-ee-eedalidoooooo
hehahahaha
Dikadeedadeedadodo
Deebaduhbado
Yi-dadoodeeooduleedalaydaloo-ee-ay-uhlayluh-ee-uh-ee-eedalidoooooo
hehahahaha
Boy, what an angle
Don't be too happy
After a month of this you'll be smacking your lips at the thought of salt meat
Dikadeedadeedadodo
Deebaduhbado
Yi-dadoodeeooduleedalaydaloo-ee-ay-uhlayluh-ee-uh-ee-eedalidoooooo
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
hehahahaha
Dikadeedadeedadodo
Deebaduhbado
Yi-dadoodeeooduleedalaydaloo-ee-ay-uhlayluh-ee-uh-ee-eedalidoooooo
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
hehahahaha
Why don't we all relax and just get terribly friendly
Hey you!
You take those pants off!
Dikadeedadeedadodo
Deebaduhbado
Yi-dadoodeeooduleedalaydaloo-ee-ay-uhlayluh-ee-uh-ee-eedalidoooooo
Corn, rich, luscious, nausiating corn
(hehahahaha)
Dikadeedadeedadodo
Deebaduhbado
Yi-dadoodeeooduleedalaydaloo-ee-ay-uhlayluh-ee-uh-ee-eedalidoooooo
Veederluffs, barkle
(hehahahaha)
Dikadeedadeedadodo
Deebaduhbado
Yi-dadoodeeooduleedalaydaloo-ee-ay-uhlayluh-ee-uh-ee-eedalidoooooo
Hello, darling
(hehahahaha)
Dikadeedadeedadodo
Deebaduhbado
Yi-dadoodeeooduleedalaydaloo-ee-ay-uhlayluh-ee-uh-ee-eedalidoooooo
Ten minutes between...
(hehahahaha)
What's the matter with me?
I'm gay,
I'm lovable,
I've got nice teeth
Nobody makes love like Robert Lee Anderson
Now get outta here
And don't come again until you're asked to
Why don't we all relax and just get terribly friendly
Dikadeedadeedadodo
Deebaduhbado
Yi-dadoodeeooduleedalaydaloo-ee-ay-uhlayluh-ee-uh-ee-eedalidoooooo
hehahahaha
Dikadeedadeedadodo
Deebaduhbado
Yi-dadoodeeooduleedalaydaloo-ee-ay-uhlayluh-ee-uh-ee-eedalidoooooo 
hehahahaha 
Dikadeedadeedadodo
Deebaduhbado
Yi-dadoodeeooduleedalaydaloo-ee-ay-uhlayluh-ee-uh-ee-eedalidoooooo
And this is your Uncle Dan saying good night.
Good night, little kids, good night.
We're off?