作词 : Beastie Boys
Alright, He's Scraching It Right NowCuttin' The Record Back And Forth Against The NeedleBack And Forth Back And ForthMakin' It ScrachBut Let Me Tell You SomthingDon't Try It At Home With Your Dad's StereoOnly On The Hip Hop Supervision, Alright""So You Wanna Be An MC Huh""So You Wanna Be An MC Huh"
Because I 
Grab The Microphone 
And I Pick 
It Up whoo
And Then I 
**** It Up 
And Then I 
Turn It In
And Then I 
Turn It Out 
Got The Body 
Rockin' Sound
And You Know 
I'm Gonna' "Get Down"
Eat A Scooby 
Snack And 
Take Disco 
NapWell Then 
I'm Shoppin' 
At Sears '
Cause I Don't 
Buy At The 
GapI'm Sending 
This One Out 
To All The 
Funky Inspirations
Pretty Purdie 
On The Drums 
With The Beat 
Relations yea yea
Well I'm Working 
On Rhymes, 
They're Coming 
Line By Line
Trying To 
Put What I 
Feel Into 
Word And Rhymes
I've Got A 
Feeling Comin' 
On I've Got 
To Make Some 
ShitA Little 
Something 
Stupid For 
The Twisted 
And SickBecause 
I Drive Like 
A Maniac On 
The Streets
And I Don't 
Give **** '
Cause I've 
Got The Beats
Got My Nuts 
Swingin' From 
Left To Right 
AndRight To 
Left And I'm 
Death Defying"So You Wanna Be An MC Huh""So You Wanna Be An MC Huh"
Spin My Fortune 
On A Wheel 
Like Sajak
Here's The 
Payback Keep 
Going Strong 
Like Since 
The Way Back
I Try To Be 
Myself But 
I Lose Track
Because The 
Shit Gets 
Complicated 
Now I've Got 
To Get Back
As We Learn 
To Breed Love 
For One Another
In These Times 
Of Melding 
CulturesI 
Give Respect 
For What's 
Been Borrowed 
And LentI 
Know This 
Music Comes 
Down From 
African Descent'
Cause I Don't 
Need A Magic 
PotionLet 
Me Talk About 
Back Field 
In MotionMy 
Girls Got 
Cheeks For 
Weeks And 
I'm HappyYou 
Know I'm A 
Sneak Like 
My Old Grand 
PappyWell 
I Gotta' Give 
Thanks To 
My Man Archie 
SheepFor Staying 
True To Inspiration '
Cause I Don't 
Half StepSo 
I Kick Out 
The Jams And 
Tell You Who 
I AmAnd Then 
I Talk To 
The People 
Like Les Mccann"So You Wanna Be An MC Huh""So You Wanna Be An MC Huh"
I Ask God 
For A Rhyme 
Or TwoA Little 
Something 
For The Wise 
As Well As 
The FoolA 
Little Something 
To Affect 
A Little Taste 
Of ChangeFor 
The Together 
And Strong 
As Well As the 
DearangedBecause 
I'll Do You 
Right Like 
Bobby Knight
And Then I'm 
Rapping On 
The Mic To 
The Broadway 
LightStomp 
My Hands, 
I Clap My 
Feet And whoo
I'm Bugging 
Off Yusef 
LateefI Got 
A Match To 
My Ass And 
I'm A Keep 
It LitWell 
Then I Need 
To Get Some 
Cash Call 
My Accountant 
BrittBecause 
I'm Rushing 
Around Town 
Taking Care 
Of My Functions
Always Got 
One More Thing 
So Forget 
About Function
We Create 
This World 
And The Problems 
Go OnCreate 
Our Lives 
And The Things 
That Go Wrong
So To The 
Deaf, The 
Blind, Look 
Around And 
ListenTo What 
It Is You 
Want And For 
What You're 
Wishing"Oh." yea"So You Wanna Be An MC Huh""So You Wanna Be An MC Huh