[00:35.40]Mic check, mic check
[00:41.00]One (one), two (two), three (three)
[00:43.20]Too many rappers and there's still not enough MC's
[00:45.80]It goes three (three), two (two), one (one)
[00:48.10]MCA, Ad-Rock, Mike D that's how we get it done
[00:51.00]Like ladies and gents, attention
[00:53.20]Nas in the house with Beastie Boys, we can turn it out
[00:56.40]Perpetrators, we can point 'em out
[00:58.20]So if you've got something on your mind, let it out
[01:01.20]Like a Nexus-6, comin' home to roost
[01:03.80]Handheld 58 when it's time to get loose
[01:06.50]Don't need the ear goggles, just put me through the speakers
[01:08.70]Like a scientist with tubes and beakers
[01:11.50]Have MCs over my house and fix 'em brunch
[01:14.20]But you rappers? We goin' out - goin' dutch
[01:16.70]Now pass me the sword - I'll start swingin'
[01:19.40]Just randomly chopping on a crazy ass mission
[01:21.80]Because I'm back with the bang boogie
[01:23.40]Oogie oogie
[01:24.40]Strawberry Letter 23 like Shuggie
[01:27.10]Oh my god, just look at me
[01:29.30]Grandpa been rappin' since '83
[01:31.80]I'm supersonic like J.J. Fad
[01:34.70]Got crazy ass tricks pullin' out the bag
[01:36.90]Don't forget the tarter sauce, yo, 'cause it's sad
[01:39.60]All these crab rappers, they're rapping like crabs
[01:42.00]I have carte blanche
[01:43.60]The vagabond Nas is the narcissist
[01:46.00]My pockets are rotund
[01:47.20]I'm no killer but compared to you
[01:49.20]I'm more realer
[01:50.10]You ain't a shot caller mobster or a drug dealer
[01:52.40]A slug peeler, you're not, mafioso, no
[01:55.30]You ain't got the cut throat in ya, beginner
[01:57.70]I ain't trying to hear your racket
[01:59.40]You work for police
[02:00.10]Dog, you snitch, you rat
[02:01.60]You wear that jacket
[02:02.70]How many rappers must get dissed?
[02:05.50]Give me eight bars and watch me bless this
[02:07.70]I start to reminisce and I miss
[02:10.40]Real hip hop with which I persist
[02:12.90]Like rum and mojitos
[02:14.30]Bullets and banditos
[02:15.50]Matzoh balls and soup
[02:16.90]Jackets and troop
[02:18.00]Yes, y'all, this is one for the history books
[02:20.70]Nasty Nas, what's the word? Count it off on the hook
[02:22.90]Let's go. One (one), two (two), three (three)
[02:25.20]Too many rappers and there's still not enough MC's
[02:28.00]It goes three (three), two (two), one (one)
[02:30.40]MCA, Ad-Rock, Mike D that's how we get it done
[02:33.30]Like ladies and gents, attention
[02:35.70]Nas in the house with Beastie Boys, we can turn it out
[02:38.80]Perpetrators, we can point 'em out
[02:40.60]So if you've got something on your mind, let it out
[03:04.40]'Cause this the type of lyric that goes inside your brain
[03:06.50]To blow you bullshit rappers straight out the frame
[03:09.50]My lyrics spin 'round like a hurricane twister
[03:11.90]So get your hologram on off of Wolf Blitzer
[03:14.70]Too many rappers to shake a stick at
[03:16.50]I ought to charge a tax, for every weak rap
[03:19.00]I had to listen to 'cause we'd be makin' stacks
[03:21.50](Like Stax Records)
[03:22.50]My squad, we got a pact, we're never comin' wack
[03:26.80]To all you crab rappers and hackers
[03:29.20]And circuit benders tweaked on Splenda
[03:31.70]I take the cake, I stole the mold
[03:34.70]That golden microphone, well, that's mine to hold
[03:37.10]Now why all these biters all up in my crotch space
[03:40.20]Sniffin', buffin', huffin'
[03:42.80]And mean muggin' with the Blimpie Bluffin
[03:45.30]Back up off me, sucker, you ain't sayin' nothin'
[03:47.60]I'm broader than Broadway
[03:48.50]I was in project hallway
[03:49.90]Dual tape recorder lacing oratorials all day
[03:52.80]I'm just gettin' started on this beat, this is foreplay
[03:55.30]And when the song is finished, I can sing along with this
[03:57.70]By the way, I have a strong fetish
[03:59.50]For Christian Louboutin steppers
[04:01.40]I hear that Russian blonde's the wettest
[04:03.10]But anyway, y'all better pay homage to my fellas
[04:05.60]And that's what's on my mind
[04:06.50]And on the rhyme
[04:07.20]Who's next up? (Aaaaayah)
[04:08.50]Mike D, the man of mystery
[04:10.80]History in the making and now we're taking
[04:13.50]Titles, awards and accolades
[04:15.70]Skewer the competition as I sharpen my blades
[04:18.30]We come together like peanut butter and sandwiches
[04:21.30]Like pen and paper, like Picasso and canvases
[04:23.90]Rockin' stadiums to shitty bars
[04:26.00]Go back in time, send a fax from my car
[04:28.80]One (one), two (two), three (three)
[04:30.80]Too many rappers and there's still not enough MC's
[04:33.60]It goes three (three), two (two), one (one)
[04:35.70]MCA, Ad-Rock, Mike D that's how we get it done
[04:38.80]Like ladies and gents, attention
[04:40.80]Nas in the house with Beastie Boys, we can turn it out
[04:44.00]Perpetrators we can point 'em out
[04:45.90]So if you've got something on your mind, let it out
[04:51.00]That was dope