[ti:The Bad Touch] [ar:Bloodhound gang] [00:00.11]Ha-Ha!Well now we call this the act of mating [00:04.67]But there are several other very important differences [00:06.11]Between human beings and animals that you should know about [00:11.53]The Bad Touch [00:24.59]I'd appreciate your input [00:33.45]Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought [00:44.26]Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about [00:47.44]So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts [00:49.94]Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up [00:52.13]You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds [00:56.88]I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns [00:57.57]Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined [00:58.44]To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time [00:59.13]Do it now [00:59.26]You and me baby ain't nothin'but mammals [00:59.69]So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel [01:00.45]Do it again now [01:00.63]You and me baby ain't nothin'but mammals [01:01.07]So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel [01:01.70]Gettin'horny now [01:01.82]Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket [01:02.45]Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it [01:03.20]Hieroglyphics Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas [01:04.01]But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means Small Craft Advisory [01:04.88]So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5you sunk my battleship [01:05.69]Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip [01:06.32]So show me yours I'll show you mine Tool Time you'll Lovett just like Lyle [01:07.19]And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files [01:07.94]Do it now [01:08.07]You and me baby ain't nothin'but mammals [01:08.51]So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel [01:09.13]Do it again now [01:09.32]You and me baby ain't nothin'but mammals [01:09.76]So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel [01:10.38]Gettin'horny now [01:10.51]You and me baby ain't nothin'but mammals [01:10.95]So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel [01:11.57]Do it again now [01:11.76]You and me baby ain't nothin'but mammals [01:12.19]So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel [01:12.82]Do it now [01:12.94]You and me baby ain't nothin'but mammals [01:13.45]So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel [01:14.07]Do it again now [01:14.26]You and me baby ain't nothin'but mammals [01:14.69]So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel [01:15.32]Gettin'horny now