| Song | Her Disease |
| Artist | Bondage Fairies |
| Album | Cheap Italian Wine |
| She was not in town but she heard about this place | |
| Where girls go to see boy-girls like me | |
| The place had a sour stench of metrosexuality | |
| But she didn't care, he had electro-disco dancing | |
| She looked closed but drunk when she came up to me | |
| So I was quite surprised when she said to me: | |
| "I wanna take you home, you can sleep on my couch | |
| Or maybe if you like it you can sleep in my bed" | |
| She got my love | |
| She got my love | |
| She got my love | |
| I got her | |
| I got a whore disease |