The Reunion - Album Version (Explicit)

Song The Reunion - Album Version (Explicit)
Artist Bad Meets Evil
Album Hell: The Sequel

Lyrics

[00:03.790] This next song, is a true story.
[00:07.100] here,
[00:09.530] 'Cause some things in this universe
[00:12.470] Don't make sense, but some how
[00:14.720] Always seem to ****in' work
[00:16.910] Flyin' down I-75 'bout to hop into 696,
[00:20.470] I look over this ****in' chick's tryna fix
[00:21.970] Her makeup. I'm like "Bitch, you ain't a plastic surgeon.
[00:25.100] I advise ya to put up your visor. I'm getting' kyna ticked.
[00:27.910] You're blocking my side mirror!" She's like "Yeah, so?"
[00:30.530] "I'm like "So? You gon' need a stitch, you keep acting like that, ho.
[00:34.160] I look your husband slut? That's a rhetorical question.
[00:37.100] You talk to me like you talk to him, I'll **** you up!
[00:40.910] In fact, get in the back seat, like the rest of my dates...
[00:43.970] No bitch rides shotgun. 'What, taxi?'
[00:45.470] Stop and pick you some Maxi-Pads up,
[00:48.160] Is that what you actually asked me?!"
[00:50.720] Bitch reaches over and smacks me
[00:52.220] Says I annoy the **** out her.
[00:53.850] "Get the **** in back. Put on your slut powder,
[00:56.410] You slut. What?! Shut the **** up now-or
[00:58.470] Getcha feelings hurt worse than my last chick
[01:00.220] When I accidentally butt-dialed her
[01:02.600] And she heard me spreading AIDS rumors UH-bout her."
[01:05.220] Turn the radio up-louder. Make it thump while I bump
[01:07.970] That Relapse CD, tryna hit every bump in that cunt
[01:11.100] 'Fore I snap back into act-SHUN
[01:13.220] 'Cause she kept asking me to quit calling her "cunt"!
[01:16.850] I said "I cunt!"
[01:17.600] She said "Marshall, You ain't really like that. Ohh-oh.
[01:20.100] You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?
[01:22.720] You're breaking my heart." She said:
[01:25.850] "You're breaking my heart."
[01:29.030] 'Cause you ain't really like that. Ohh-oh.
[01:31.910] You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?.
[01:34.850] You're breaking my heart." She said:
[01:37.530] "You're breaking my heart."
[01:40.410] Uh. pull up to club in a Porsche, not a Pinto
[01:42.970] While Marshall's at a white trash party, I'm at drama central
[01:45.160] I walk up in there looking at my phone on twitter, tweeting:
[01:48.700] "I'm feeling a bunch a bitches!", looking at a cheesing
[01:51.980] I get approached by this little scheezer
[01:54.360] She asked me I am the realest G 'cause I'm Gucci from head to feet
[01:58.110] I said "Yeah, I'm really is. 'Cause I spit in ya man's face
[02:01.360] Like Cam did that little kid on Killa Season
[02:04.110] She said "I'm feelin' your big ego. Wait, am I talking wrong?"
[02:07.050] I said "Naw, I'm a walkin' Kanye/Beyonce song."
[02:09.230] She said "I'm mad at chu."
[02:11.560] I said "Why?" She said "Why you never
[02:13.310] Make songs with chicks, as if it's hard to do?"
[02:16.060] I said "I make songs for me, leave the studio,
[02:18.060] And go an' **** the bitch who go on and make da songs for you!"
[02:21.560] She said I'm feeling your whole swagger and flow.
[02:24.120] Can we hook up?" I said "Ummm…
[02:26.310] You just used the word swagger. So no."
[02:28.000] She said…
[02:28.930] You ain't really like that. Ohh-oh.
[02:31.120] You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?
[02:34.120] You're breaking my heart." She said:
[02:37.000] "You're breaking my heart."
[02:40.370] 'Cause you ain't really like that. Ohh-oh.
[02:42.940] You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?.
[02:46.180] You're breaking my heart." She said:
[02:48.810] "You're breaking my heart."
[02:49.750] We been riding around in this hatchback, 'til I'm ****ing hunchback
[02:54.750] Where the ****'s this party at, slutbag,
[02:55.940] Cunt? Cut what act? Think it's act? **** that,
[02:58.750] I'm tryna shag scuz. Better find this loveshack
[03:00.500] Or somewhere the ****-at… Ah! Don't touch that,
[03:03.120] You fat dyke! I'm trine hear some Bagpipes
[03:05.500] From Baghdad. Don't act like
[03:06.940] You don't like 'em: them accents. I rap tight!
[03:09.310] And Imma torture you 'til we find this place. Yeah, that's right!
[03:11.940] I thought it was just past this light… just past Van Dyk.
[03:15.620] Better hit that maplight, read them directions. Oh yeah…
[03:18.250] You can't read. And you can't write. You told me that last night."
[03:21.370] She took my CD out the deck, snapped in half, like
[03:23.930] "Relapse sucked." I snapped, hit the gas like
[03:26.810] Blew through the lights, spun out, hit a patch of black ice.
[03:30.060] Forgot we had trailer hitched to the back. We jack-knifed.
[03:32.130] Bitch flew out the car, I laugh like, she deserved it.
[03:36.060] She didn't think I'd act like
[03:37.500] That in person.
[03:38.370] Marshall just crashed right in front of the
[03:40.810] Verse 4 Da
[03:42.370] Tell 'em I be there in a minute,
[03:45.620] I'm tryna break up this catfight
[03:46.810] Between my mistress and damn wife
[03:47.870] Then this chick wanted a hug. She was fat,
[03:50.120] So I gave her dap, then I tell 'er to scat.
[03:52.180] I'm not mean, I'm cute
[03:53.370] On my way to the front door, taken' the scenic route
[03:54.370] To avoid this chick with a *lace* looking' like Venus' and Serena's hoofs
[03:55.690] I'm saying: them chicks got horse's asses, they been attractive.
[03:58.190] Hope when they see me they don't slap me with them tennis rackets.
[04:01.130]
[04:02.530] My mind drifted back to this shit. I see my wife, push her down
[04:06.150] Step over her body, then smack the mistress
[04:08.590] Police outside, I turn and past the gat to Viscious
[04:12.090] Then I step out and see my evil twin, he gives me an evil grin
[04:15.280] He mocks the mistress, turns around gives the misses hugs and kisses
[04:17.970] Looks at me twisted like Nickel, watch this
[04:20.840] He smacks the dentures outta the mouth of the fat bitch
[04:23.030] He rode with and looks back to mention:
[04:24.840] "Royce, it's good to be back to business!"
[04:26.840] You ain't really like that. Ohh-oh.
[04:29.030] You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?
[04:33.220] You're breaking our hearts." they said:
[04:35.710] "You're breaking our hearts."
[04:38.710] 'Cause you ain't really like that. Ohh-oh.
[04:41.590] You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?.
[04:45.030] You're breaking our heart." they said:
[04:47.610] "You're breaking our heart."

Pinyin

[00:03.790] This next song, is a true story.
[00:07.100] here,
[00:09.530] ' Cause some things in this universe
[00:12.470] Don' t make sense, but some how
[00:14.720] Always seem to in' work
[00:16.910] Flyin' down I75 ' bout to hop into 696,
[00:20.470] I look over this in' chick' s tryna fix
[00:21.970] Her makeup. I' m like " Bitch, you ain' t a plastic surgeon.
[00:25.100] I advise ya to put up your visor. I' m getting' kyna ticked.
[00:27.910] You' re blocking my side mirror!" She' s like " Yeah, so?"
[00:30.530] " I' m like " So? You gon' need a stitch, you keep acting like that, ho.
[00:34.160] I look your husband slut? That' s a rhetorical question.
[00:37.100] You talk to me like you talk to him, I' ll you up!
[00:40.910] In fact, get in the back seat, like the rest of my dates...
[00:43.970] No bitch rides shotgun. ' What, taxi?'
[00:45.470] Stop and pick you some MaxiPads up,
[00:48.160] Is that what you actually asked me?!"
[00:50.720] Bitch reaches over and smacks me
[00:52.220] Says I annoy the out her.
[00:53.850] " Get the in back. Put on your slut powder,
[00:56.410] You slut. What?! Shut the up nowor
[00:58.470] Getcha feelings hurt worse than my last chick
[01:00.220] When I accidentally buttdialed her
[01:02.600] And she heard me spreading AIDS rumors UHbout her."
[01:05.220] Turn the radio uplouder. Make it thump while I bump
[01:07.970] That Relapse CD, tryna hit every bump in that cunt
[01:11.100] ' Fore I snap back into actSHUN
[01:13.220] ' Cause she kept asking me to quit calling her " cunt"!
[01:16.850] I said " I cunt!"
[01:17.600] She said " Marshall, You ain' t really like that. Ohhoh.
[01:20.100] You' re putting on a show, is your mic dead?
[01:22.720] You' re breaking my heart." She said:
[01:25.850] " You' re breaking my heart."
[01:29.030] ' Cause you ain' t really like that. Ohhoh.
[01:31.910] You' re putting on a show, is your mic dead?.
[01:34.850] You' re breaking my heart." She said:
[01:37.530] " You' re breaking my heart."
[01:40.410] Uh. pull up to club in a Porsche, not a Pinto
[01:42.970] While Marshall' s at a white trash party, I' m at drama central
[01:45.160] I walk up in there looking at my phone on twitter, tweeting:
[01:48.700] " I' m feeling a bunch a bitches!", looking at a cheesing
[01:51.980] I get approached by this little scheezer
[01:54.360] She asked me I am the realest G ' cause I' m Gucci from head to feet
[01:58.110] I said " Yeah, I' m really is. ' Cause I spit in ya man' s face
[02:01.360] Like Cam did that little kid on Killa Season
[02:04.110] She said " I' m feelin' your big ego. Wait, am I talking wrong?"
[02:07.050] I said " Naw, I' m a walkin' Kanye Beyonce song."
[02:09.230] She said " I' m mad at chu."
[02:11.560] I said " Why?" She said " Why you never
[02:13.310] Make songs with chicks, as if it' s hard to do?"
[02:16.060] I said " I make songs for me, leave the studio,
[02:18.060] And go an' the bitch who go on and make da songs for you!"
[02:21.560] She said I' m feeling your whole swagger and flow.
[02:24.120] Can we hook up?" I said " Ummm
[02:26.310] You just used the word swagger. So no."
[02:28.000] She said
[02:28.930] You ain' t really like that. Ohhoh.
[02:31.120] You' re putting on a show, is your mic dead?
[02:34.120] You' re breaking my heart." She said:
[02:37.000] " You' re breaking my heart."
[02:40.370] ' Cause you ain' t really like that. Ohhoh.
[02:42.940] You' re putting on a show, is your mic dead?.
[02:46.180] You' re breaking my heart." She said:
[02:48.810] " You' re breaking my heart."
[02:49.750] We been riding around in this hatchback, ' til I' m ing hunchback
[02:54.750] Where the ' s this party at, slutbag,
[02:55.940] Cunt? Cut what act? Think it' s act? that,
[02:58.750] I' m tryna shag scuz. Better find this loveshack
[03:00.500] Or somewhere the at Ah! Don' t touch that,
[03:03.120] You fat dyke! I' m trine hear some Bagpipes
[03:05.500] From Baghdad. Don' t act like
[03:06.940] You don' t like ' em: them accents. I rap tight!
[03:09.310] And Imma torture you ' til we find this place. Yeah, that' s right!
[03:11.940] I thought it was just past this light just past Van Dyk.
[03:15.620] Better hit that maplight, read them directions. Oh yeah
[03:18.250] You can' t read. And you can' t write. You told me that last night."
[03:21.370] She took my CD out the deck, snapped in half, like
[03:23.930] " Relapse sucked." I snapped, hit the gas like
[03:26.810] Blew through the lights, spun out, hit a patch of black ice.
[03:30.060] Forgot we had trailer hitched to the back. We jackknifed.
[03:32.130] Bitch flew out the car, I laugh like, she deserved it.
[03:36.060] She didn' t think I' d act like
[03:37.500] That in person.
[03:38.370] Marshall just crashed right in front of the
[03:40.810] Verse 4 Da
[03:42.370] Tell ' em I be there in a minute,
[03:45.620] I' m tryna break up this catfight
[03:46.810] Between my mistress and damn wife
[03:47.870] Then this chick wanted a hug. She was fat,
[03:50.120] So I gave her dap, then I tell ' er to scat.
[03:52.180] I' m not mean, I' m cute
[03:53.370] On my way to the front door, taken' the scenic route
[03:54.370] To avoid this chick with a lace looking' like Venus' and Serena' s hoofs
[03:55.690] I' m saying: them chicks got horse' s asses, they been attractive.
[03:58.190] Hope when they see me they don' t slap me with them tennis rackets.
[04:01.130]
[04:02.530] My mind drifted back to this shit. I see my wife, push her down
[04:06.150] Step over her body, then smack the mistress
[04:08.590] Police outside, I turn and past the gat to Viscious
[04:12.090] Then I step out and see my evil twin, he gives me an evil grin
[04:15.280] He mocks the mistress, turns around gives the misses hugs and kisses
[04:17.970] Looks at me twisted like Nickel, watch this
[04:20.840] He smacks the dentures outta the mouth of the fat bitch
[04:23.030] He rode with and looks back to mention:
[04:24.840] " Royce, it' s good to be back to business!"
[04:26.840] You ain' t really like that. Ohhoh.
[04:29.030] You' re putting on a show, is your mic dead?
[04:33.220] You' re breaking our hearts." they said:
[04:35.710] " You' re breaking our hearts."
[04:38.710] ' Cause you ain' t really like that. Ohhoh.
[04:41.590] You' re putting on a show, is your mic dead?.
[04:45.030] You' re breaking our heart." they said:
[04:47.610] " You' re breaking our heart."