Keep it in the family
 Keep it in the family
 No-one leaves, we're thicker than thieves
 Keep it in the family

 Went to your mother
 She didn't want to know
 And your sister's got problems of her own
 Ask no questions, seal our fate
 Dark rumours on the estate
 We don't bite you, give no quarter
 'Cause blood is thicker than water

 Keep it in the family
 Keep it in the family
 No-one leaves, we're thicker than thieves
 Keep it in the family

 Days are getting colder
 We're hard in the north
 Another skipped Christmas
 I refuse to be poor
 We make plans, we close ranks
 We batten down the hatches
 Life is simple, it's what you make it
 See what you want then take it

 Keep it in the family
 Keep it in the family
 No-one leaves, we're thicker than thieves
 Keep it in the family

 One big family
 (One big happy family)
 (Carefully)
 One big family
 (One big happy family)
 (Carefully)

 Keep it in the family
 Keep it in the family
 No-one leaves, we're thicker than thieves
 Keep it in the family

 I may not be the world's best mother
 But I do what I can
 I didn't ask for all this
 Why don't you try to understand?
 I want to give you all the love that money can buy
 A 21st century fairytale
 A cruel, cruel lullaby

 Keep it in the family
 Keep it in the family
 No-one leaves, we're thicker than thieves

 Keep it in the family
 Keep it in the family
 No-one leaves, we're thicker than thieves
 Keep it in the family

 One big family
 (One big happy family)
 One big family
 (One big happy family)

 Keep it in the family
 Keep it in the family
 Keep it in the family