You know I don't like dancin'
An' I don't like to bop
Too much movement's exertion
Makes me wish I could drop
Dro' dro' dro' dro' dro' dro' drop
An' I don't like French kissin'
'Cause you swallow my tongue
And you think that you're oh so very old
You only want me 'cause you think I'm so young
Yo' yo' yo' yo' yo' yo' young
All right
OK
No way
An' I wish I was sixteen again
Then things would be such fun
All the things I'd do would be the same
But they're much more fun
Than when you're twenty wo' wo' wo' wo' wo' one
All right
OK
No way
An' I hate modern music
Disco boogie pop
They go on an' on an' on an' on an' on
How I wish they would stop