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This next song is from a record breaking show |
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And it really set a record |
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It lasted nine previews and one performance |
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This is true, so I feel it's an important show |
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And the name of it was 'Another evening with Harry Stoons' |
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Oh, you remembered |
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Hmm, well, anyway, here's the main song from it |
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Call me a boob |
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Call me a schlemiel |
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Call me a brain |
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With a missing wheel |
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Call me what you will |
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But nonetheless, I'm still in love with Harold Mingert |
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And it's not because he has a car |
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Arnie Fleischer has a car, but a car is just a car |
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And if Harold didn't have a car to his name |
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I guess I'd love him just the same |
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Call me what you will |
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But nonetheless, I'm still in love with Harold Mingert |
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And it's not because he has a wealthy family |
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Arnie Fleischer has a wealthy family but money isn't everything |
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And if Harold didn't have a dime to his name |
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I know I'd love him just the same |
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But sometimes, I ask myself |
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Why then, do I then love Harold Mingert |
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Harold isn't handsome or clever or smart |
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And I don't find romance and a dance in his heart |
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The only answers I can think of |
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Are Harold Mingert's money and Harold Mingert's car |
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Call me what you will |
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But nonetheless, I'm still in love with Herscher Mingert |
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Also Arnie Fleischer |