If I Had $1,000,000 (Album Version)

Song If I Had $1,000,000 (Album Version)
Artist Barenaked Ladies
Album Gordon

Lyrics

[00:00.00] If I Had $1,000,000
[00:03.29]
[00:26.01] If I Had a Million Dollars
[00:29.58] If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[00:32.36] Well I’d buy you a house (I’d buy you a house)
[00:37.89] And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[00:44.34] I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
[00:49.93] And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[00:56.27] Well I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice reliant automobile)
[01:01.64] And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
[01:12.45] If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree-fort in our yard
[01:19.75] If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
[01:26.01] If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
[01:31.88] “You know, we could just go up there and hang out.”
[01:34.54] “Like open the fridge and stuff,
[01:35.93] and there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things.
[01:39.86] They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.”
[01:40.66] “Well can you blame them?”
[01:44.05] “Yeah.”
[01:46.94] If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[01:52.79] Well I’d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)
[01:58.76] And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[02:05.03] Well I’d buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)
[02:10.55] And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[02:17.16] Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (all them crazy elephant bones)
[02:22.37] And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
[02:33.01]
[02:34.55] If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store
[02:39.92] If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
[02:47.00] If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner
[02:52.13] “But we would eat Kraft dinner.”
[02:53.66] “Of course we would, we’d just eat more.”
[02:54.91] “And buy really expensive ketchups with it.”
[02:58.42] “That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.”
[03:01.62]
[03:07.27] If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[03:13.61] Wel I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that’s cruel)
[03:19.10] And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[03:25.82] Well I’d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
[03:31.37] And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[03:37.32] Well I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?!)
[03:43.17] And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
[03:53.72]
[03:55.15] If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
[04:01.24] If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
[04:06.95] If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich!
[04:16.62]

Pinyin

[00:00.00] If I Had 1, 000, 000
[00:03.29]
[00:26.01] If I Had a Million Dollars
[00:29.58] If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[00:32.36] Well I' d buy you a house I' d buy you a house
[00:37.89] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[00:44.34] I' d buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
[00:49.93] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[00:56.27] Well I' d buy you a KCar a nice reliant automobile
[01:01.64] And if I had a million dollars, I' d buy your love
[01:12.45] If I had a million dollars I' d build a treefort in our yard
[01:19.75] If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn' t be that hard
[01:26.01] If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
[01:31.88] " You know, we could just go up there and hang out."
[01:34.54] " Like open the fridge and stuff,
[01:35.93] and there' d all be foods laid out for us like little prewrapped sausages and things.
[01:39.86] They have prewrapped sausages but they don' t have prewrapped bacon."
[01:40.66] " Well can you blame them?"
[01:44.05] " Yeah."
[01:46.94] If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[01:52.79] Well I' d buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat, that' s cruel
[01:58.76] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[02:05.03] Well I' d buy you an exotic pet yep, like a llama or an emu
[02:10.55] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[02:17.16] Well I' d buy you John Merrick' s remains all them crazy elephant bones
[02:22.37] And if I had a million dollars I' d buy your love
[02:33.01]
[02:34.55] If I had a million dollars we wouldn' t have to walk to the store
[02:39.92] If I had a million dollars we' d take a limousine ' cause it costs more
[02:47.00] If I had a million dollars we wouldn' t have to eat Kraft dinner
[02:52.13] " But we would eat Kraft dinner."
[02:53.66] " Of course we would, we' d just eat more."
[02:54.91] " And buy really expensive ketchups with it."
[02:58.42] " That' s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups."
[03:01.62]
[03:07.27] If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[03:13.61] Wel I' d buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that' s cruel
[03:19.10] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[03:25.82] Well I' d buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel
[03:31.37] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[03:37.32] Well I' d buy you a monkey haven' t you always wanted a monkey?!
[03:43.17] And if I had a million dollars I' d buy your love
[03:53.72]
[03:55.15] If I had a million dollars if I had a million dollars
[04:01.24] If I had a million dollars if I had a million dollars
[04:06.95] If I had a million dollars I' d be rich!
[04:16.62]