[00:00.00]Belle and Sebastian - White Collar Boy
[00:13.95]You’re a white collar boy and you gave into the law
[00:17.73]Give in to the pressure the cops gonna getcha
[00:21.15]You were a thieving dog at work
[00:22.86]until they caught your little paw
[00:24.77]Your wage won’t stretch, to picking up checks
[00:28.64]A custodial sentence you narrowly avoided
[00:32.27]Community service you had to go along with
[00:35.53]You’re banging the rocks at the old city docks
[00:39.17]Poor boy poor boy poor boy poor boy
[00:46.18]You were chained to a girl that would kill you with a look
[00:49.80]It’s a nice way to die she’s so easy on the eye
[00:53.26]She said let’s get away, but you played it by the book
[00:56.89]You’re a warden’s pet, she’s a screaming suffragette
[01:00.85]“We ain’t in prison, we’ll just finish up and go home”
[01:04.07]She said, “Not for me, I’ve got plans for later on”
[01:07.49]So she belted the sarge and she jumped on a barge
[01:11.20]You fell, you fell you fell you fell
[01:18.96]White collar, got dirt in your pants
[01:21.93]You got egg in your hair
[01:23.73]You got spit in your chin
[01:26.68]White collar, scared to be bored
[01:29.95]Blue Collar, she’s opening doors
[01:33.45]White collar boy, on the run from the law
[01:58.93]She said “You ain’t ugly, you can kiss me if you like”
[02:02.62]Go ahead and kiss her, you don't know what you’re missing
[02:06.10]You said “Baby, you’re special,
[02:07.62]But there’s something not quite right.”
[02:09.18]She’s a Venus in flares and you wanna split hairs!
[02:13.18]“I am innocent, you are a rocket.
[02:16.65]Things were ok till you took out the copper”
[02:19.97]Leave me alone, and get used to the chains
[02:23.43]You’re a pain, a pain, a pain, a pain
[02:31.56]White collar, got dirt in your pants
[02:34.16]You got egg in your hair
[02:35.96]You got spit in your chin
[02:38.74]White collar, got dirt in your pants
[02:41.26]You got egg in your hair
[02:43.07]You got spit in your chin
[02:45.92]White collar, scared to be bored
[02:49.32]Blue Collar, she’s opening doors
[02:52.80]White collar boy, on the run from the law