[00:06.98]My baby
[00:09.75]Came to me lately:
[00:16.20]"Honey, please don't take this bad
[00:21.39]But maybe
[00:24.62]When you laid me
[00:28.17]Could we try to spice it up?"
[00:35.68]I looked her
[00:38.31]Across the table
[00:44.78]First to see if she was joking
[00:50.01]No joke
[00:52.55]There was no flicker
[00:56.72]Just a girl
[00:59.94]Who wanted more
[01:04.09]Than meat
[01:07.32]And potatoes
[01:10.78]She may stop at
[01:14.08]At whips and chains
[01:18.26]She needs carousal
[01:24.78]More arousal
[01:27.26]A bit of pain
[01:31.68]So we started
[01:34.58]By using handcuffs
[01:40.91]We tried a can of cold whipped cream
[01:45.47]I was allergic
[01:48.73]To so much dairy
[01:52.47]She had to finish it
[01:56.19]All by herself
[02:00.26]I slapped her
[02:02.77]She wasn't expecting
[02:09.33]Then she hit me back
[02:12.48]She freakin' cracked me
[02:17.32]I got a nosebleed
[02:20.96]She was angry
[02:24.07]She wanted more
[02:28.22]Than meat
[02:31.42]And potatoes
[02:34.81]She may stop
[02:38.25]At pumps and drains
[02:42.23]She needs some arousal
[02:48.64]Some carousal
[02:51.13]A bit of pain
[02:55.12]Invite the neighbours
[02:57.44](Invite the neighbours)
[02:59.00]Or total strangers
[03:00.63](Or total strangers)
[03:05.04]And give yourself a leg up, honey
[03:09.93]Where the queen mask
[03:13.24]Put on the French basque
[03:16.78]It's full of honey holes
[03:20.01]And if we're gonna use them all, oh
[03:22.81]Then we're gonna need more
[03:23.80]Than meat
[03:27.28]And potatoes
[03:30.48]Oh, she may draw the line
[03:33.94]At dolls and freaks
[03:38.10]She needs some abusing
[03:44.47]Some amusement to get through the week
[03:51.59]I know you respect me
[03:56.54]And you won't reject me
[04:04.16]And the arrow of our love is straight and true