作词 : Butthole Surfers
I'm goin' to move down to 
FloridaAnd 
I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game
I'm gonna cut off my leg down in 
FloridaAn 
I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain
Well, they say this [unverified] heals blind man
And they say that it'll be [unverified] a 
Soviet Jew
I tell that when 
I go down to 
FloridaThere ain't no kind of sexual healing
That I would not should not or could not do said it right here
Well, I'm movin' down to 
FloridaAnd you know 
I'm gonna have to potty train the chairman 
MaoAnd I'm gonna make the governor right my, doo doo, a letter child
And then I'm gonna grind me a white castle flat out of 
India's sacred cow
Well, I'm goin' down to 
Florida, child
And I'm gonna build me the atomic bomb
I'm gonna hold time hostage down in 
Florida, child
And nobody, ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do, step child
By this time 
I guess you've figured out about 
FloridaTurned the muddy water into 
Vaseline stand
They be making tadpoles the size of mercurys in 
FloridaThat be telling 
Julio Inglesias what to sing
Now whoever said that 
Sidney [unverified] was a blind man
Knew the same of 
Elvis Presley too'
Cuz all the sausages that dance like 
Ray Boulder[Unverified] on the hood of a car in a traffic jam
Know just exactly what to do right here
Well, I be goin' to 
FloridaPole cats [unverified] the 
Seminole sun
You know that 
I'm in Florida
Just like 
Vince I want it all
Well, I'm goin' down to 
Florida, I got hurt
So I took all the children down to 
FloridaThen 
I stored the [unverified]
Well, I'm never goin' back to 
FloridaThat's why 
I'm moving today
When I settled down in 
FloridaI'm gonna explode the whole damn 
Tampa bayGet [unverified] in 
Florida [unverified]