More often than not 
What's word's owning is worth fighting for whether it be life, love or the pursuit of happiness mom's apple-pie or even something as basic as sex and don't go knocking it that three-letter-word makes a mockery of the four-letter-onces that tries to cheapen it 
It's a wonderful game for people of all ages and even for losers it's worth a try 
That's good morning and good bye [Buck 65] 
They sit in your section they think you gentle and nice you bring glasses of water with lentils and rice 
Old-fashioned outfits it also appears their tips are greater when you don't wear brassieres 
They give you their orders and watch when you write them wishing that you could be their menu item 
They wanna be breast-fed the day you get work off with you in their thoughts they walk home and then jerk off 
You look like a model so young and intrepid the regular customers are old and decrepit 
The food is here rotten but the service is stellar 
I know that 
I love her and 
I wish I could tell her 
But they don't know your name cause you don't really care as long as they tip you and stay in their chair 
They swallow their tongues in a venom, dirty wipers if you tell them a lie and changes the dirty diapers