Most people are curious and wanna get dirt on 
The Centaur; 
I'm famous 
I walk around with no shirt on 
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down 
I'm a man 
But I'm built like a horse from the waist down 
People are afraid of me but act like they love me 
Feast your eyes upon my nudity 
I am Beauty 
AND the Beast 
I have plenty to say 
But nobody listens because my clock is so clean, the hour hand is missing; so 
I'm famous for it "Freaky" is what everyone's name is for it 
Sure, it's larger than yours 
I'm a CENT
AUR for Chrissakes! 
I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music 
I'm told passion is my specialty 
But really 
I'm old-fashioned 
And I'm quite well-built 
As fas as physiques go 
So people seem to think that 
I belong in a freak show 
They wanna have pictures taken 
Constantly assumin' that my sex drive is three times that of a normal human 
Askin' silly questions like 
I'm their personal mentor 
All they care about is my undercarriage because 
I'm a centaur 
The porno industry 
Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie '
Cause they think 
I look funny 
But I'm lookin' for true love 
Not cookies and crumbs 
More than a sore thumb - 
I have a complicated mind 
I'm not the favorite kind of companion 
For the average person 
Sometimes things start well 
But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem 
Or else they're unimpressed with the attention that you get 
Bein' a centaur's love interest 
You don't care about my next life 
Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our sex life 
Most people are curious and wanna get dirt on 
The Centaur; 
I'm famous 
I walk around with no shirt on 
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down 
I'm a man 
But I'm built like a horse from the waist down 
Most people are curious and wanna get dirt on 
The Centaur; 
I'm famous 
I walk around with no shirt on 
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down 
I'm a man call me "country" so handsome, known to throw a tantrum, quick on the draw than a dog pulling a rikshaw. rock star talkative, talented, provocative awkward socially, unusually emotional, weighed in proportion my heart is the warmest, unfortunately for me my private part is enormous.. also the normal, 
I am also the authority on all sorts of important stuff morally the centaur historically horrible, adorable not exactly, magically attractive, drastically endowed, rocket powered jock-unit, nothing new to talk about it, don't even look at me sideways or crookedly, i am crotchedy in more ways than one, macho, watch out now, 
I am furry and furious 
Most people are curious and wanna get dirt on 
The Centaur.