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[00:08.870]A fine romance  with no kisses
[00:14.760]
[00:17.030]A fine romance  my friend this is
[00:23.290]
[00:25.470]We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
[00:29.290]
[00:33.800]But you're as cold as yesterdays mashed potatoes
[00:37.680]
[00:43.530]A fine romance  you wont nestle
[00:48.180]
[00:50.830]A fine romance  you wont wrestle
[00:56.220]
[00:58.940]You've never mussed the crease
[01:00.660]
[01:01.520]In my blue serge pants
[01:02.660]
[01:05.180]You never take a chance  this is a fine romance
[01:11.000]
[01:19.710]A fine romance  my good fellow
[01:26.190]
[01:28.390]You take romance  I'll take Jello
[01:34.170]
[01:36.830]You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
[01:40.310]
[01:45.120]At least they flap their fins to express emotion
[01:48.260]
[01:53.110]A fine romance  my dear Duchess
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[02:02.970]Two old fogies  we really need crutches
[02:07.820]
[02:10.370]You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France
[02:15.040](France)
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[02:16.690]I haven't got a chance
[02:18.370]
[02:19.500](Chance)
[02:19.710]
[02:21.070]This is a fine romance
[02:22.720]
[02:31.150]A fine romance  my good woman
[02:37.640]
[02:40.670]My strong  aged in the wood woman
[02:46.390]
[02:48.690]You never give those orchids I send a glance
[02:52.430]
[02:55.250]They're just like cactus plants
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[02:58.300](Oh boy)
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[02:59.190]This is a fine romance