| Song | Penguin, James Penguin |
| Artist | Brad Paisley |
| Album | Brad Paisley Christmas |
| 作词 : Paisley, Rogers | |
| Well, the reindeer pull the sleigh | |
| And the elves make the toys | |
| Those are the stories that are well known | |
| To all little girls and boys | |
| But I've got another story | |
| That I bet you haven't heard | |
| Did you know that | |
| SantaHas a secret agent bird | |
| He's Penguin, | |
| James Penguin | |
| That dapper little guy | |
| Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux | |
| He's Santa's secret spy | |
| Now have you ever wondered | |
| How Santa | |
| Clause keeps tabs | |
| And how he knows when you've been good | |
| How he knows when you've been bad | |
| It's Penguin, | |
| James Penguin | |
| That dapper little guy | |
| Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux | |
| He's Santa's secret spy | |
| From an undisclosed location | |
| He's watching me and you | |
| He's got satellite up links in his cuff links | |
| Yeah, he sees everything you do | |
| He's Penguin, | |
| James Penguin | |
| That dapper little guy | |
| Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux | |
| He's Santa's secret spy | |
| Not so very long ago | |
| Santa didn't need much help | |
| But with more and more kids every year | |
| He soon got overwhelmed | |
| He told the elves one | |
| ChristmasWe can't do this anymore | |
| Then a knight in shining polyester | |
| Waddled through his door | |
| And it was | |
| Penguin, James | |
| PenguinHe was there to save the day | |
| He had wireless | |
| And GPS outfitted on the sleigh | |
| And Santa said | |
| PenguinWon't you be my ears and eyes | |
| How did you like to help me run | |
| My SCFBIHe's | |
| Penguin, James | |
| PenguinAnd now | |
| I guess you've heard | |
| How Santa got his little | |
| ChristmasSecret agent bird |
| zuò cí : Paisley, Rogers | |
| Well, the reindeer pull the sleigh | |
| And the elves make the toys | |
| Those are the stories that are well known | |
| To all little girls and boys | |
| But I' ve got another story | |
| That I bet you haven' t heard | |
| Did you know that | |
| SantaHas a secret agent bird | |
| He' s Penguin, | |
| James Penguin | |
| That dapper little guy | |
| Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux | |
| He' s Santa' s secret spy | |
| Now have you ever wondered | |
| How Santa | |
| Clause keeps tabs | |
| And how he knows when you' ve been good | |
| How he knows when you' ve been bad | |
| It' s Penguin, | |
| James Penguin | |
| That dapper little guy | |
| Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux | |
| He' s Santa' s secret spy | |
| From an undisclosed location | |
| He' s watching me and you | |
| He' s got satellite up links in his cuff links | |
| Yeah, he sees everything you do | |
| He' s Penguin, | |
| James Penguin | |
| That dapper little guy | |
| Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux | |
| He' s Santa' s secret spy | |
| Not so very long ago | |
| Santa didn' t need much help | |
| But with more and more kids every year | |
| He soon got overwhelmed | |
| He told the elves one | |
| ChristmasWe can' t do this anymore | |
| Then a knight in shining polyester | |
| Waddled through his door | |
| And it was | |
| Penguin, James | |
| PenguinHe was there to save the day | |
| He had wireless | |
| And GPS outfitted on the sleigh | |
| And Santa said | |
| PenguinWon' t you be my ears and eyes | |
| How did you like to help me run | |
| My SCFBIHe' s | |
| Penguin, James | |
| PenguinAnd now | |
| I guess you' ve heard | |
| How Santa got his little | |
| ChristmasSecret agent bird |