Well They Say Time Loves a Hero
But Only Time Will Tell
If He’s Real He’s a Legend From Heaven
If He Ain’t He Was Sent Here From Hell
Hear Me Well
Seein Ain’t Always Believin
Just Make Sure It’s the Truth That You’re Seein
Eyes Sometimes Lie Eyes Sometimes Lie
They Can Be Real Deceivin
I Got An Uncle in Puerto Rico
Spends His Days in the Sun
His Nights in the Casinos

He Left the States Many Years Ago
Took a Fishin Boat to Puerto Rico

Now My Aunt She Is Sad and Lonely
She’ll Never Know That She Drove Him Away
As a Coward I Admire His Courageous Ways

Well They Say Time Loves a Hero
But Only Time Will Tell
If He’s Real He’s a Legend From Heaven
If He Ain’t He Was Sent Here From Hell

Some Say My Uncle That He’s a Zero
His Life Is As a Shell He Left It Back At Stateside

I’d Say He’s Doin Pretty Well Without His Shell
Bumming round the Beaches of Puerto Rico
The Beauty of the Sunrise and Sunset
To His Friends He Wish He Could Tell
They’re At Home Still Runnin For Bells
Better San Juan Than That Blue Collar Hell
Well They Say Time Loves a Hero
But Only Time Will Tell
If He’s Real He’s a Legend From Heaven
If He Ain’t He Was Sent Here From Hell