You do the drying, Ill do the dishes Wholl do the crying when all the wishes dont come true You do the washing, Ill do the folding Whose heart is breaking When whose arms are holding someone new Sittin on a peaceful lake sunnin Didnt hear the roar of the waterfall coming When its all a storybook story When its all so easy and nice Here comes trouble in paradise You did the dusting, I did the sweeping You did the driving oh and I did the sleeping a little too long On a picnic neath the sky so blue We didnt see the rain and heartache coming through When its all an old black and white movie And youre sure youve seen the ending twice Here comes trouble in paradise You said everything was fine Im sorry, baby, I didnt see the signs Oh so beautifully you read your lines But in a play where the hero has no vice And love comes without a price So does trouble in paradise Dont matter who did the dusting or who did the sweeping Who did the trusting or who did the cheating when its all gone Laying in a field on a summers day Waitin for those gray skies to clear away Knowing all loves glory and beauty Can vanish before you think twice Leaving trouble in paradise Now we share the laughing, we share the joking We do the sleeping with one eye open