Army - University A Cappella Version

Song Army - University A Cappella Version
Artist Ben Folds
Album Ben Folds Presents: University A Cappella!

Lyrics

Well I thought about the army
Dad said, "Son you're ****ing high"
And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything
So I took my old man's advice
Three sad semesters
It was only fifteen grand spent in bed
I thought about the army
I dropped out and joined a band instead
Grew a moustache and a mullet
Got a job at
Chic-fil-a
Citing artistic differences
The band broke up in
MayAnd in
June reformed without me
And they'd got a different name
I nuked another grandma's apple pie
And hung my head in shame
I know, I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
Oh, I think
I'll write a screenplay
Oh, I think
I'll take it to
L. A.Oh, I think
I'll get it done yesterday
In this time of introspection
On the eve of my election
I say to my reflection"God, please spare me more rejection"'
Cause my peers, they criticize me
And my ex-wives all despise me
Try to put it all behind me
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
I thought about the army