[00:03.86]Well I thought about the army
[00:05.91]Dad said, son youre ****ing high
[00:08.35]And I thought, yeah theres a first for everything
[00:11.92]So I took my old mans advice
[00:14.55]Three sad semesters
[00:16.35]It was only 15 grand spent in bed
[00:20.04]I thought about the army
[00:21.92]I dropped out and joined a band instead
[00:35.16]Grew a moustache and a mullet
[00:37.41]Got a job at chick-fil-a
[00:39.98]Citing artistic differences
[00:43.11]The band broke up in may
[00:45.11]And in june reformed without me
[00:47.85]And theyd got a different name
[00:50.17]I nuked another grandmas apple pie
[00:53.11]And hung my head in shame
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[01:00.77]Been thinking a lot today
[01:05.90]Been thinking a lot today
[01:12.15]Oh, I think Ill write a screenplay
[01:17.46]Oh, I think Ill take it to la
[01:21.02]
[01:22.39]Oh, I think Ill get it done yesterday
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[02:25.71]In this time of introspection
[02:28.14]On the eve of my election
[02:30.64]I say to my reflection
[02:33.02]God please spare me more rejection
[02:37.15]cause my peers they criticize me
[02:38.77]And my ex-wives all despise me
[02:41.34]Try to put it all behind me
[02:43.71]But my redneck past is nipping at my heels
[02:51.71]Ive been thinking a lot today
[02:56.71]Ive been thinking a lot today
[03:02.02]Ive been thinking a lot today
[03:07.84]I thought about the army...