Is it the way you're speakin'?
Is it because I'm peakin'?
Twistin' your face, thumb in hand
But you gotta have your own space to play in
A collection of glass chickens
Oh Vernie, what a garden you have
Maybe its the snuff under your lip
Or maybe, caramel cake covered in Christmas
Oh, a flower you are to my land
But I,No I cannot deny the beauty
If I had a heart,
I will want it to be like Vernie's
Oh, what a heart that she has

Roaming through the cupboard jar of pickles
Never opened since 1983
Peanuts in a pile and
Elvis down the aisle
Singing galliantly
I wish I could be a little more likeVernie
Oh,I wanna be a little more like Vernie