作词 : Josh Bruce/Greg Pikett
作曲 : Joe Brown/Josh Bruce/Greg Pikett
Yo Greg, yo do you reckon we should do an intro to this tune?
(Well yeah, if you're meant to bro, are you meant to do an intro?)
Usually you should still, like we could either do an intro or go pub
(Nah, do an into. Use this!)
Yeah yeah, then we'll go pub (Yeah)

I'm cool if it's calm, I'm bless if it's caj
Putting on a five pound bet with the lads
That's something that I get from my dad
That's something when I'm next on a track
It's live if you're nice, I'm safe if you're calm
Gotta' live life with a little bit of charm
That's why I buy nice garms and I write bars that are five stars, I'm hard

Yo, I be sound as a pound that I found on the ground in town, better get me a round
All these man wanna' fight in town, I just wanna' sit with a pint in town
Wanna' tell my girl 'man are nice in town'
My lot are always hype in town
Bare drinks and good vibes in town
Don't care cos' I do what I like in town
And I'm like... pints
Everyone knows about pints
Strictly drinking pints
Girl get pulled like pints
Get 'em wet like pints
I'm under bars like pints
You do your ting, I'll do pints
My flow's wavy like say you're drinking pints
Trust me, I'm all about pints

I'm cool if it's calm, I'm bless if it's caj
Putting on a five pound bet with the lads
That's something that I get from my dad
That's something when I'm next on a track
It's live if you're nice, I'm safe if you're calm
Gotta' live life with a little bit of charm
That's why I buy nice garms and I write bars that are five stars, I'm hard

I'm a 9 out of 10 girl beater
Monday to Sunday drinker
Weekend Stealther
Always in Pitcher
Or I'm in Wetherspoons having a pitcher
Sometimes some girls ask for a picture
So, I'm a piff girl poker, weekend smoker
Unless I'm with Butler, in that case I'm a piff ting puller
Piff ting puller
When it comes to girls I'm a piff ting puller cah' if I see a piff ting I pull her
Next day runner
Don't need mixes, sip mixer, big risk on the fifty pound roulette spinner
Like winner, like sometimes a loser
Listen to real grime like Prez and Bruza
Your girlfriend asked me for a fag, so I twos'd her

I'm cool if it's calm, I'm bless if it's caj
Putting on a five pound bet with the lads
That's something that I get from my dad
That's something when I'm next on a track
It's live if you're nice, I'm safe if you're calm
Gotta' live life with a little bit of charm
That's why I buy nice garms and I write bars that are five stars, I'm hard

Man wants Grey Goose but I prefer ale and lager
2 2 pints while evading the drama
Used to get hyped nowadays man are calmer
Still shut down on the stage, if I'm booked for the rave I've got to get paid
Keep it deep with the trouble and a spade
Don't watch girl that are out for a chase, still wanna' see a ting grinding a waist

Man want Courvois but I prefer Guinness and stout
Yeah I'm sippin it down, I've got a cig in my mouth and I'm spinning in town
Man wanna' scrap; one swing and he's out
Wait, I'm off and I'm out
Dubstep bangers I'm offering out
Man wanna' clash then I'll offer him out
I'll be knocking him out, you know what I'm about

I'm cool if it's calm, I'm bless if it's caj
Putting on a five pound bet with the lads
That's something that I get from my dad
That's something when I'm next on a track
It's live if you're nice, I'm safe if you're calm
Gotta' live life with a little bit of charm
That's why I buy nice garms and I write bars that are five stars, I'm hard

I spit a bar at the bar when I'm in Red Bar
Bar at the bar in Cookamara
Bar at the bar in Saltwater
Bar at the bar in Revolucion de Cuba

I spit a bar at the bar when I'm in Baa Bar
Bar at the bar in Market Bar
Bar at the bar in Baa Bar bar
Bar at the bar in... Wetherspoons