On a good day, when I think about her I only cry a couple hundred tears And on a good day, when I can't forget about her I can dull the pain with just a couple beers On a good day I can even fake a smile When somebody says I'm gonna be okay But as you can plainly see, I'm not havin' on a good day So set 'em up Here's a hundred dollars, keep 'em comin' Joe, whoa, whoa When I've had enough Call this number and my brother will pour me in his car And drive me home On a good day, I become the kind of man That even I can barely tolerate And as you can plainly see I'm not havin' on a good day On a good day, I would never crash a party Knowin' she'd be there with someone else And on a good day, I would have stopped before I startedTo make a major fool of myself On a good day, I'd been quick enough to duck Before her new love punched me in the face But as you can plainly see, I'm not havin' on a good day So set 'em up Here's a hundred dollars, keep 'em comin' Joe, whoa, whoa When I've had enough Call this number and my brother will pour me in his car And drive me home On a good day, I become the kind of man That even I can barely tolerate And as you can plainly see, I'm not havin' on a good day Yeah, I only see you JoeWhen I'm not havin' a good day No, I'm not havin' a good day