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The turn out tonight is weak |
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The crowd is looking meager |
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Only 40 to 50 in the flock |
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But 3 more beers and |
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I'm playin' |
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Woodstock |
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And you can probably see that we're not all that tight |
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A couple more drinks will alter your sight |
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That does not mean fight |
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I'm not saying |
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I have to be drunk |
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But tequila shots make it more fun |
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I'm havin' fun (Chorus) |
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Oh, Beer Goggles |
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I love to put them on |
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Next to eachother at the bar |
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She's thinkin' he's the one |
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I'm thinkin' where's my car |
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She thinks |
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I look good |
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Obviously she didn't smell that fart "Oh, what kind of cologne is that you're wearing?" |
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Hey man, it's a start "Hi, my name's Barbie" "My name's Ken" |
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The perfect couple 'cause we're drunk in the head |
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I'm drunk again (Repeat Chorus) |
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And one size fits all!!! |