I crave my own misery
I'm the reincarnation marquis
I create a list of easy tasks because
I just love to, I just love to, I just love to check shit off
To bring myself closer to the edge
'Cause I won't take another step to risk the benefits
Of my sympathetic friends
Everyone I fall in love with
Has already fallen in love with someone I respect
So now I'm an altruist
Oh ****, just this once, can I root for the home team?
I'm always the bee to kamikaze to save the precious queen
Watch the sympathy turn to pity
From my sympathetic friends