It's Liza with '
Z' not Lisa with an '
S''Cause Lisa with an '
S' goes 'ssnozz'
It's 'Z' instead of '
S', 'Lie' instead of '
Lee'It's simple as can be, see, 
LizaI'll do it again
It's Liza with '
Z' not Lisa with an '
S''Cause Lisa with an '
S' goes 'ssnozz'
It's 'Z' instead of '
S', 'Lie' instead of '
Lee'It's simple as can be, see, 
LizaNow, if my name were 
AdaI'd be 
Ada, even backwards 
I'd be Ada
Or if my name were 
RuthThen I'd be 
Ruth because with 
Ruth what can you do?
Or Sally, or 
Margaret or 
Ginger or 
FayeBut when you're a 
Liza you always have to say
No, it's Liza with '
Z' not Lisa with an '
S''Cause Lisa with an '
S' goes 'ssnozz'
It's 'Z' instead of '
S', 'Lie' instead of '
Lee'It's simple as can be, see, 
LizaAh, and that is only half of it
There's another way they treat me cruelly
How often 
I remember someone saying"There she goes, Lisa Minooli"
Or Minolli or 
Miniola or 
Minili Minnilii
So is it a wonder? 
I very often cry
It's M I double 
N, then E double 
L IYou double up the 
N, that's not me
Then E double 
L end it with an 
IThat's the way you say 
MinnelliLiza 
Minnelli, it's 
ItalianBlame it on papa, what can 
I do?Every 
Sandra who's a 
SaandraEvery 
Mary who's really 
MareeEvery 
Joan who is a 
JoanneHas got to agree with me when 
I'm announced
I don't mind being pommeled or trampled or trounced
But it does drive you bats to be 
Miss, mispronounced
It's Liza with '
Z' not Lisa with a '
S''Cause Lisa with a '
S' goes 'ssnozz'
It's 'Z' instead of '
S', 'Lie' instead of '
Lee'It's simple as can be, see, 
LizaThen M 
I double N, then 
E double L 
IYou double up the 
N, that's not me
Then E double 
L end it with an 
IThat's the way you say 
MinnelliLiza 
Minnelli, it's easy, it's easy
See it's Leezy, no, 
Liza