| Song | The Equestrian |
| Artist | Les Savy Fav |
| Album | Let's Stay Friends |
| Smells like leather, | |
| Tastes like sweat, | |
| Tie up the horses for a tête-à-tête. | |
| Tight braids, | |
| Thighs ache, | |
| You whisper to me, "This is no mistake." | |
| You made me shake, | |
| You made me shiver, | |
| You made me gasp when you grasped my withers. | |
| How many times did you think you could cantor past my house, | |
| Before I called you to my stable for a little mouth to mouth? | |
| Now I'm peeling off your jodhpurs, | |
| And you're peeling off my common senses, | |
| And you're using all your dirty words, | |
| Dragging me into your sweet consensus. | |
| Jet black boots, | |
| Whip stiff crop, | |
| Once we started we just couldn't stop. | |
| Foreplay,Forelocks, | |
| Four legs stripped but for their socks. | |
| Now you've got me in the saddle | |
| And you've got me chomping bit. | |
| Now you're tugging on my bridal | |
| And I'm eager to submit. | |
| And you whisper in my earthat you've got an idea,"And it starts down here..." | |
| Easy now,Ease in, out. | |
| Right Now! |
| Smells like leather, | |
| Tastes like sweat, | |
| Tie up the horses for a t teà t te. | |
| Tight braids, | |
| Thighs ache, | |
| You whisper to me, " This is no mistake." | |
| You made me shake, | |
| You made me shiver, | |
| You made me gasp when you grasped my withers. | |
| How many times did you think you could cantor past my house, | |
| Before I called you to my stable for a little mouth to mouth? | |
| Now I' m peeling off your jodhpurs, | |
| And you' re peeling off my common senses, | |
| And you' re using all your dirty words, | |
| Dragging me into your sweet consensus. | |
| Jet black boots, | |
| Whip stiff crop, | |
| Once we started we just couldn' t stop. | |
| Foreplay, Forelocks, | |
| Four legs stripped but for their socks. | |
| Now you' ve got me in the saddle | |
| And you' ve got me chomping bit. | |
| Now you' re tugging on my bridal | |
| And I' m eager to submit. | |
| And you whisper in my earthat you' ve got an idea," And it starts down here..." | |
| Easy now, Ease in, out. | |
| Right Now! |