[00:00.00] 作词 : TURNER, ALEX
[00:14.10]They've sped up to the point where they provoke
[00:17.15]The punchline before they have told the joke
[00:20.24]Plenty of desperation to be seen
[00:24.05]Staring at the television screen
[00:27.05]They've sped up to the point where they provoke
[00:29.09]You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
[00:33.18]Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
[00:36.22]It wasn't in the top 100 list
[00:39.20]And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder
[00:43.18]Don't be surprised when you get bent over
[00:47.02]They told ya, but you were dyin' for it
[00:52.22]Saw it and she grabbed it
[00:54.03]And it wasn't what it seemed
[00:55.24]The kids all dream of making it
[00:57.18]Whatever that means
[00:58.95]Another variation on a theme
[01:01.13]A tangle on the television and the magazine
[01:05.11]D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?
[01:08.18]D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
[01:10.99]That says that "We are defenders
[01:14.90]Of any poseur or professional
[01:19.17]pretender around"
[01:23.13]When did your list replace the twist and turn
[01:27.20]And the fist replace the kiss?
[01:30.00]Don't concern us with your bollocks
[01:32.22]I don't want your prayers
[01:35.27]Save it for the morning after
[02:02.17]And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder
[02:06.11]Don't be surprised when you get bent over
[02:10.00]They told ya but you were gagging for it
[02:15.20]Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
[02:17.12]Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
[02:18.98]Already thick and you're gettin' thicker
[02:22.05]Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
[02:23.26]Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
[02:25.13]Already thick and you're gettin' thicker
[02:28.10]Presuming that all things are equal
[02:31.25]Who'd want to be man of the people
[02:36.22]When there's people like you?
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