nian shi zhi wang

Song 念诗之王
Artist WeyJimft
Album 念诗之王

Lyrics

[00:00.000] 作词 : 无
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 疯猴pme
[00:11.439] 人是衣，马是鞍
[00:12.574] 一看长相二看穿
[00:13.705] 白天想，夜里哭
[00:14.844] 做梦都想去首都
[00:15.988] 俩脚离地了
[00:17.125] 病毒就关闭了
[00:18.260] 啥都上不去了 嚎
[00:19.965] 嗷~
[00:20.745] 改革春风吹满地
[00:22.731] 吹满地，春风吹满地
[00:25.243] 中国人民真争气
[00:27.228] 真争气，人民真争气
[00:29.217] 这个世界太疯狂
[00:31.200] 耗子都给猫当伴娘
[00:33.748] 齐德隆，齐东强
[00:36.588] 齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵
[00:38.864] 记得那是2003年的第一场雪
[00:41.417] 第一场雪
[00:43.078] 比2002年来滴稍晚了一些
[00:45.632] 稍晚了一些
[00:47.899] 抓牌看牌，洗牌马牌
[00:52.616] 失败，知道因为啥失败吗
[00:54.598] 真让我替你感到悲哀
[00:57.107] 不打针，不吃药
[00:58.240] 坐着就是跟你唠
[00:59.370] 用谈话的方式治疗这叫话疗
[01:01.635] 现在请听第一个话题
[01:03.905] 母猪的产后护理，拿错书了
[01:06.172] 粮食大丰收，洪水被赶跑
[01:08.397] 百姓安居乐业，齐夸党的领导
[01:10.662] 国外比较乱遭，成天勾心斗角
[01:12.933] 纵观世界风云，风景这边更好
[01:15.488] 火辣辣的心呐，火辣辣的情
[01:17.753] 火辣辣的小辣椒它透着心里红
[01:20.025] 火辣辣的范老师请你多批评
[01:22.272] 精辟啥，那是屁精
[01:24.500] 改革春风吹满地
[01:26.731] 吹满地，春风吹满地
[01:29.280] 中国人民真争气
[01:31.263] 真争气，人民真争气
[01:33.254] 这个世界太疯狂
[01:35.275] 耗子都给猫当伴娘
[01:37.547] 齐德隆，齐东强
[01:40.666] 齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵
[01:42.657] 我在意你，含糊你，伺候你
[01:44.363] 我不光怕你，关键现在我怕你麻啊
[01:47.474] 喝水 闭嘴 揉腿 亲一口老鬼 Mua
[01:49.748] 感谢TV，感谢所有TV
[01:51.992] 床前明月光，玻璃玻璃好上霜
[01:54.254] 打麻将，双人床，十个木那叫念炕
[01:56.486] 一只公鸡要下蛋，不是他的活他要干
[01:58.723] 登灯愣登哩嘞登登
[02:00.987] 不打针，不吃药，坐着就是和你唠
[02:03.260] 用谈话的方式治疗这叫话疗
[02:05.494] 现在请听第一个话题
[02:07.721] 母猪的产后护理，拿错书了
[02:10.279] 粮食大丰收，洪水被赶跑
[02:12.516] 百姓安居乐业，齐夸党的领导
[02:14.794] 国外比较乱遭，成天勾心斗角
[02:17.077] 纵观世界风云，风景这边更好
[02:19.339] 谢谢~

Pinyin

[00:00.000] zuò cí : wú
[00:01.000] zuò qǔ : fēng hóu pme
[00:11.439] rén shì yī, mǎ shì ān
[00:12.574] yī kàn zhǎng xiàng èr kàn chuān
[00:13.705] bái tiān xiǎng, yè lǐ kū
[00:14.844] zuò mèng dōu xiǎng qù shǒu dū
[00:15.988] liǎ jiǎo lí dì le
[00:17.125] bìng dú jiù guān bì le
[00:18.260] shà dōu shàng bù qù le háo
[00:19.965] áo
[00:20.745] gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì
[00:22.731] chuī mǎn dì, chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì
[00:25.243] zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì
[00:27.228] zhēn zhēng qì, rén mín zhēn zhēng qì
[00:29.217] zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng
[00:31.200] hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng
[00:33.748] qí dé lóng, qí dōng qiáng
[00:36.588] qí dé lóng de dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng
[00:38.864] jì de nà shi 2003 nián de dì yī chǎng xuě
[00:41.417] dì yī chǎng xuě
[00:43.078] bǐ 2002 nián lái dī shāo wǎn le yī xiē
[00:45.632] shāo wǎn le yī xiē
[00:47.899] zhuā pái kàn pái, xǐ pái mǎ pái
[00:52.616] shī bài, zhī dào yīn wèi shà shī bài ma
[00:54.598] zhēn ràng wǒ tì nǐ gǎn dào bēi āi
[00:57.107] bù dǎ zhēn, bù chī yào
[00:58.240] zuò zhe jiù shì gēn nǐ láo
[00:59.370] yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo zhè jiào huà liáo
[01:01.635] xiàn zài qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí
[01:03.905] mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ, ná cuò shū le
[01:06.172] liáng shí dà fēng shōu, hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo
[01:08.397] bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè, qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo
[01:10.662] guó wài bǐ jiào luàn zāo, chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo
[01:12.933] zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún, fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo
[01:15.488] huǒ là là de xīn nà, huǒ là là de qíng
[01:17.753] huǒ là là de xiǎo là jiāo tā tòu zhe xīn lǐ hóng
[01:20.025] huǒ là là de fàn lǎo shī qǐng nǐ duō pī píng
[01:22.272] jīng pì shà, nà shi pì jīng
[01:24.500] gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì
[01:26.731] chuī mǎn dì, chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì
[01:29.280] zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì
[01:31.263] zhēn zhēng qì, rén mín zhēn zhēng qì
[01:33.254] zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng
[01:35.275] hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng
[01:37.547] qí dé lóng, qí dōng qiáng
[01:40.666] qí dé lóng de dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng
[01:42.657] wǒ zài yì nǐ, hán hu nǐ, cì hou nǐ
[01:44.363] wǒ bù guāng pà nǐ, guān jiàn xiàn zài wǒ pà nǐ má a
[01:47.474] hē shuǐ bì zuǐ róu tuǐ qīn yī kǒu lǎo guǐ Mua
[01:49.748] gǎn xiè TV, gǎn xiè suǒ yǒu TV
[01:51.992] chuáng qián míng yuè guāng, bō lí bō lí hǎo shàng shuāng
[01:54.254] dǎ má jiàng, shuāng rén chuáng, shí gè mù nà jiào niàn kàng
[01:56.486] yì zhī gōng jī yào xià dàn, bú shì tā de huó tā yào gàn
[01:58.723] dēng dēng lèng dēng lī lei dēng dēng
[02:00.987] bù dǎ zhēn, bù chī yào, zuò zhe jiù shì hé nǐ láo
[02:03.260] yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo zhè jiào huà liáo
[02:05.494] xiàn zài qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí
[02:07.721] mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ, ná cuò shū le
[02:10.279] liáng shí dà fēng shōu, hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo
[02:12.516] bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè, qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo
[02:14.794] guó wài bǐ jiào luàn zāo, chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo
[02:17.077] zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún, fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo
[02:19.339] xiè xiè