Have a look in the fridge
and see what he's got.
Get in the bath
and I'll tell you the lot.
We're grown men, we should be respectable.
But to **** with that, let's make a spectacle.
Keep climbing,
you'll see everything.
Twice round the block,
it's OK; say anything.
We hide in toilets,
we hide in a corner.
But it's not over yet,
so someone please warn her.
I could try anything when I feel like this.
With part-time friends that I could never miss.
Spill the gossip, you know it's always topical.
From where we sit tonight the city's tropical.
Works begun,
the taxi's late.
I should feel like a hippie
but all I feel is hate.
Let them say what they want, they could never make it stick.
'Cause everyone takes a turn at being a dick.