You've always thought the first time Was that night on the boat Cramped up in the bottom bunk While she slept up above I suppose its more glamorous Out at sea under the moon Instead of pissed at a party While they laughed downstairs 23 years of foreplay led up to this But sometimes I envy my friends Sometimes I see a world of opportunity And what if it stays out there anchored To meet somewhere you go out with yours I'll go out with mine You always thought the first time was on the boat And you dont even like boats when we got one on holiday All you could say Quot;dont go out to far And what if it never comes back It just stays out there All my favourite memories are of you All the best times were with you But sometimes I see a world of o Unity