| Song | General Plea To A Girlfriend |
| Artist | Arab Strap |
| Album | The Week Never Starts Round Here |
| I can't make boasts about my body. | |
| The workmanship is somewhat shoddy. | |
| Sometimes | |
| I overwork my gob. | |
| Can't buy you gifts | |
| I've got no job. | |
| I know you find my habits sickly. | |
| I know sometimes | |
| I come too quickly. | |
| I don't mind | |
| Jocks slide two-stoke wonder. | |
| Just don't slash my trust to thunder. |