I'm calling from the diner
The diner on the corner
I ordered two coffees
One is for you
I was hoping you'd join me
'cause i ain't go no money
And i really miss you
I should mention that too
Yes i know what time it is
In fact, i just checked
I even know the date
And the month
And the year
I know i haven't been sleeping
And when i do
I just dream of you
Dear
I miss watching you
Drool on your pillow
I miss watching you
Pull on your clothes
I miss listening
To you in the bathroom
Flushing the toilet
Blowing your nose
I'm calling from the diner
The diner on the corner
I ordered two coffees
One is for you
The cups are so close
The steam is rising
In one stream
How are you
I think you're the least ****ed up
Person i've ever met
And that may be as close to the real thing
As i'm ever gonna get
But my quarter's gonna run out now
Or so i'm told
I guess i'd better go sit down
And wait for you
Til my coffee gets cold