Do  you  have  the  time  to  listen  to  me  whine
About  NOTHING  and  everything  all  at  once
I  am  one  of  those
Melodramatic  fools
Neurotic  to  the  bone
No  doubt  about  it
Sometimes  I  give  myself  the  creeps
Sometimes  my  mind  plays  tricks  on  me
It  all  keeps  adding  up
I  think  I  m  cracking  up
Am  I  just  paranoid
Am  I  just  stoned
I  went  to  a  shrink
To  analyze  my  dreams
she  says  it  s  lack  of  sex  that  s  bringing  me  down
I  went  to  a  whore
HE  said  my  life  s  a  bore
So  quit  my  whining  cause  it  s  bringing  HER  down
Sometimes  I  give  myself  the  creeps
Sometimes  my  mind  plays  tricks  on  me
It  all  keeps  adding  up
I  think  I  m  cracking  up
Am  I  just  paranoid
Grasping  to  control
So  I  better  hold  on
Sometimes  I  give  myself  the  creeps
Sometimes  my  mind  plays  tricks  on  me
It  all  keeps  adding  up
I  think  I  m  cracking  up
Am  I  just  paranoid
Am  I  just  stoned