when i got to the party
they gave me a forty
and i must have been thirsty
'cause i drank it so quickly
when i got to the bedroom
there was somebody waiting
and it isnt my fault
that the barbarian raped me
when i went to get tested
i brought along my best friend
melissa mahoney
who had once been molested
and she knew how to get there
she knew all the nurses
they were all really friendly
but the test came back positive
oh, oh, ive seen better days but i dont care
oh i just sent a letter in the mail
when i got my abortion
i brought along my boyfriend
we got there an hour
before the appointment
and outside the building
there were all these annoying
fundamentalist christians
we tried to ignore them
oh, oh, ive seen better days but i dont care
oasis got my letter in the mail
when vacation was over
the word was all over
that i was a crackwhore
melissa had told them
and so now were not talking
except we have tickets
to see blur in october
and i think were still going
oh, oh, ive seen better days but i dont care
oh i just got a letter in the mail
oasis sent a photograph
its autographed and everything
melissa's gonna wet herself, i swear