. Daisy, you Shouldn't do the things you do But you're just so incapable of changing You lie so well I could never even tell What were facts in your artful rearranging . But I came back for more And you laughed in my face and you rubbed it in Cause I'm a Labrador And I run When the gun Drops the dove again . When we first met I was glad to be your pet Like a Lab I once had that we called Maisie But fetching sticks Was the best I had for tricks You got bored You got mad then you got crazy . But I came back for more And you laughed in my face and you rubbed it in Cause I'm a Labrador And I run When the gun Drops the dove again . Daisy, daisy, give me your answer Daisy, daisy, do… Remember good old Maisie how she waited at the Stairs for you . Daisy, dear I could almost shed a tear But let's shine in the time we have remaining You're a tough old gal But a dog is just a pal And believe me, my dear, I'm not complaining . Cause I came back for more Cause I knew even you Did the best you could And I'm a Labrador And with me, you could see It was understood That I'd come back for more Cause I'm a Labrador The loyal Labrador .