作词 : Scott Wittman And where would we like to go on this fine, fine day? The Royal Doulton Music Hall please Where? What's that? We're on the brink of an adventure children Don't spoil it with too many questions In the nursery, you were never by yourself There was quite another world upon your shelf (Hold on!) Where each day crowds make their way upon the sun's descent To a mythical, mystical, never quite logistical tent [1:02.400 Dilly dynamical simply ceramical [1:06.800 There's a cuddly and curious Furry and furious animal watering hole Where the monkeys and hummingbirds Know the tunes and the words Every beast large and small Loves the very top drawable, always encore-able [1:21.600 Ooh, that one tickled my tail! Nearly there Mary Poppins! Marvelous, mystical, rather sophistical There's a lot of birds queuing up, a lot of hams chewing up Scenery they swallow whole There are lots of cats tuning strings Nightingales in the wings Waiting for their big drum roll At the simply sensational, standing-ovational Here we are! But where's the music hall? Oh yes that. Silly me Step right up! Step right up! Wow. Goodness How on Earth did she do that? One thing you should know about Mary Poppins- She never explains anything! Come on Hurry, hurry! Get tickets while you can! For the one night only, one and only- Mary Poppins! What an honor it is to have you join us this evening Thank you And who is this I see? Why, it's John, Annabel and Georgie Banks! You know us? Of course! Everyone knows the Banks children! Hurry along now! Get yourself some peanuts and candyfloss and go right on in! May we Mary Poppins? Yes Just keep away from the edge of the bowl At the highly acclaimable, nearly untamable Lavishing praisable, always roof-raisable