.
In films that you can't wait to see
In clothes that you thought you had cleaned
In dreams that you're soon gonna dream
I'll be there
.
On records you're dying to buy
On drugs you've been meaning to try
In manners of some other guy
.
I'll be there I'll be there to make you miserable
.
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what you want from me
My parts have scattered, my parts have scattered
And they're everywhere you're going to be
.
No letters will come in the mail
No calls that could leave you a trail
In body I have set sail, but in spirit
.
I'll be there to make you miserable
I'll be there to make you miserable
.

In drinks that you drink to forget
In pets that you're aching to pet
I'd wager a sizable bet
I'll be there to make you miserable
.
It's not that I hate you so bad
It's not that you've made me so mad
I just want you to know that I'm glad
.
I'll be there I'll be there to make you miserable
I'll be there I'll be there to make you miserable
I'll be there to make you
Mise-ra-ble.