作曲 : Green
  I did not ask for a lot this year
 Every single day, looking for an answer to the words you say
 Never to got to meet the President
 Never got to shake his squilrly hand
 Oh, don't you know the President is out for tea with Tony Blair
 He won't be back for hours maybe homeboy
 
 I'd be so happy if I got to meet George Bush
 He's like an angel when Rebecca hears me calling
 I would dance on NBC and say George Bush shook hands with me
 And then I'd go and choke on a cock
 
 And Gwenavere would find me leaving home
 And Johnny Depp would call me on the phone
 If Johnny Depp would call me on the phone I know
 I'd be the greatest singer on the radio
 
 Leaning on the raging river flats
 Sliding off a single blade of grass
 Oh, don't you know the ADA is brushing teeth with Johnny Jay
 They won't be snashing flowers maybe no more
 
 I'd be so happy if I bet it all on you
 And never answer when Rebecca asked me questions
 I'd lay down to some degree and say John Stern locked lips with me
 And then I'd go and choke, then I'd go and choke
 Then I'd go and choke on a cock