| 作词 : 可乐大魔王 | |
| 作曲 : 无 | |
| Verse1: | |
| 所有呢老师喜欢找我回答问题 | |
| 因为xuo校的桌子是我写作业的地方 | |
| 操场呢厕所是尿尿呢地方 | |
| 哪个去尿尿哪个就会爽 | |
| 各种家长喊儿子多跟着我闲 | |
| 因为我爱写作业学习又好 | |
| 我呢天!我爱读书干你什么事? | |
| 得不得,就说是学校里的学霸 | |
| 想搞莫就搞莫你管不桌我 | |
| 小学老师叫我好好读书我都特别听话 | |
| 贴着请讲普通话,我就讲普通话 | |
| 打架都是我,冲在最前面劝架 | |
| 生活有太多好的标志在身边 | |
| 小卖部,贴着”禁止向未成年人卖烟“ | |
| 成be上千呢新闻到处都是 | |
| 哪过明星过生日我都很高兴? | |
| 放xuo就跑克宿舍写作业 | |
| 钱都用完哦,连饭都吃不起 | |
| 晚上约桌兄弟克图书馆看书 | |
| 或者克门口书店,买他两本教科书 | |
| Verse2: | |
| 搞常不有就到看书 | |
| 抱本课本,今天又能学到一些知识 | |
| 拿着课本走在上学的路上 | |
| 我爱读书不需要任何呢理由 | |
| 骑zuo摩托在xuo校门口接同学 | |
| 所有家长给我赞美的眼神 | |
| 等兄弟放xuo吃特顿晚饭 | |
| 听说今天又要去图书馆里看书 | |
| 拿着课本和教室呢试卷 | |
| 图书馆里面全部都是人 | |
| 我走进克气氛立马开始紧张 | |
| 先找了作为立马开始写试卷 | |
| 先是写语文试卷然后再写数学 | |
| 老师走过来拍拍我的肩膀 | |
| 告诉我学习也要掌握好分寸 | |
| 然后我流着泪写完了最后一张试卷 | |
| Verse3: | |
| 今天几老表围在一起做作业 | |
| 我吹嘘着昨天考的100分 | |
| 放xuo以后所有人都无聊够 | |
| 于是约着克小屋子里面看书 | |
| 轮到我看书我不有紧张 | |
| 慢慢呢打开一个字一个字的读 | |
| 鲁迅,李白,杜甫都是我的最爱 | |
| 一小哈知识就跑进我的大脑 | |
| 不读书呢想走,读书呢想再读一下 | |
| 还好我是爱读书呢人 | |
| 拿着读的书走到教室里面 | |
| 等哈约几个人克吃碗过桥米线 | |
| 又到星期六xuo校居然还要上kuo | |
| 从早上到晚不需要啰嗦! | |
| 电话响哦有个小姑娘找我 | |
| 拿着课本,赶到特身边 | |
| 拿着我的笔,教她做一道题 | |
| 然后带着特考到重点大学 | |
| 特高兴的把我的小手牵起 | |
| 我跟她说,我们应该好好读书不该谈恋爱 | |
| 凌晨两点,跑取图书馆 | |
| 不是看书,只是想写一下口算表 | |
| 记不得这张桌子来过几次? | |
| 我们已经忘记了以前的样子 | |
| 你们不有资格来评论我, | |
| 因为我曾经被这段生活感动过 |
| zuo ci : ke le da mo wang | |
| zuo qu : wu | |
| Verse1: | |
| suo you ne lao shi xi huan zhao wo hui da wen ti | |
| yin wei xuo xiao de zhuo zi shi wo xie zuo ye de di fang | |
| cao chang ne ce suo shi niao niao ne di fang | |
| nei ge qu niao niao nei ge jiu hui shuang | |
| ge zhong jia zhang han er zi duo gen zhe wo xian | |
| yin wei wo ai xie zuo ye xue xi you hao | |
| wo ne tian! wo ai du shu gan ni shen me shi? | |
| de bu de, jiu shuo shi xue xiao li de xue ba | |
| xiang gao mo jiu gao mo ni guan bu zhuo wo | |
| xiao xue lao shi jiao wo hao hao du shu wo dou te bie ting hua | |
| tie zhe qing jiang pu tong hua, wo jiu jiang pu tong hua | |
| da jia dou shi wo, chong zai zui qian mian quan jia | |
| sheng huo you tai duo hao de biao zhi zai shen bian | |
| xiao mai bu, tie zhe" jin zhi xiang wei cheng nian ren mai yan" | |
| cheng be shang qian ne xin wen dao chu dou shi | |
| na guo ming xing guo sheng ri wo dou hen gao xing? | |
| fang xuo jiu pao ke su she xie zuo ye | |
| qian dou yong wan o, lian fan dou chi bu qi | |
| wan shang yue zhuo xiong di ke tu shu guan kan shu | |
| huo zhe ke men kou shu dian, mai ta liang ben jiao ke shu | |
| Verse2: | |
| gao chang bu you jiu dao kan shu | |
| bao ben ke ben, jin tian you neng xue dao yi xie zhi shi | |
| na zhe ke ben zou zai shang xue de lu shang | |
| wo ai du shu bu xu yao ren he ne li you | |
| qi zuo mo tuo zai xuo xiao men kou jie tong xue | |
| suo you jia zhang gei wo zan mei di yan shen | |
| deng xiong di fang xuo chi te dun wan fan | |
| ting shuo jin tian you yao qu tu shu guan li kan shu | |
| na zhe ke ben he jiao shi ne shi juan | |
| tu shu guan li mian quan bu dou shi ren | |
| wo zou jin ke qi fen li ma kai shi jin zhang | |
| xian zhao le zuo wei li ma kai shi xie shi juan | |
| xian shi xie yu wen shi juan ran hou zai xie shu xue | |
| lao shi zou guo lai pai pai wo de jian bang | |
| gao su wo xue xi ye yao zhang wo hao fen cun | |
| ran hou wo liu zhe lei xie wan le zui hou yi zhang shi juan | |
| Verse3: | |
| jin tian ji lao biao wei zai yi qi zuo zuo ye | |
| wo chui xu zhe zuo tian kao de 100 fen | |
| fang xuo yi hou suo you ren dou wu liao gou | |
| yu shi yue zhe ke xiao wu zi li mian kan shu | |
| lun dao wo kan shu wo bu you jin zhang | |
| man man ne da kai yi ge zi yi ge zi de du | |
| lu xun, li bai, du fu dou shi wo de zui ai | |
| yi xiao ha zhi shi jiu pao jin wo de da nao | |
| bu du shu ne xiang zou, du shu ne xiang zai du yi xia | |
| hai hao wo shi ai du shu ne ren | |
| na zhe du de shu zou dao jiao shi li mian | |
| deng ha yue ji ge ren ke chi wan guo qiao mi xian | |
| you dao xing qi liu xuo xiao ju ran hai yao shang kuo | |
| cong zao shang dao wan bu xu yao luo suo! | |
| dian hua xiang o you ge xiao gu niang zhao wo | |
| na zhe ke ben, gan dao te shen bian | |
| na zhe wo de bi, jiao ta zuo yi dao ti | |
| ran hou dai zhe te kao dao zhong dian da xue | |
| te gao xing de ba wo de xiao shou qian qi | |
| wo gen ta shuo, wo men ying gai hao hao du shu bu gai tan lian ai | |
| ling chen liang dian, pao qu tu shu guan | |
| bu shi kan shu, zhi shi xiang xie yi xia kou suan biao | |
| ji bu de zhe zhang zhuo zi lai guo ji ci? | |
| wo men yi jing wang ji le yi qian de yang zi | |
| ni men bu you zi ge lai ping lun wo, | |
| yin wei wo ceng jing bei zhe duan sheng huo gan dong guo |
| zuò cí : kě lè dà mó wáng | |
| zuò qǔ : wú | |
| Verse1: | |
| suǒ yǒu ne lǎo shī xǐ huān zhǎo wǒ huí dá wèn tí | |
| yīn wèi xuo xiào de zhuō zi shì wǒ xiě zuò yè de dì fāng | |
| cāo chǎng ne cè suǒ shì niào niào ne dì fāng | |
| něi gè qù niào niào něi gè jiù huì shuǎng | |
| gè zhǒng jiā zhǎng hǎn ér zi duō gēn zhe wǒ xián | |
| yīn wèi wǒ ài xiě zuò yè xué xí yòu hǎo | |
| wǒ ne tiān! wǒ ài dú shū gàn nǐ shén me shì? | |
| dé bù dé, jiù shuō shì xué xiào lǐ de xué bà | |
| xiǎng gǎo mò jiù gǎo mò nǐ guǎn bù zhuō wǒ | |
| xiǎo xué lǎo shī jiào wǒ hǎo hǎo dú shū wǒ dōu tè bié tīng huà | |
| tiē zhe qǐng jiǎng pǔ tōng huà, wǒ jiù jiǎng pǔ tōng huà | |
| dǎ jià dōu shì wǒ, chōng zài zuì qián mian quàn jià | |
| shēng huó yǒu tài duō hǎo de biāo zhì zài shēn biān | |
| xiǎo mài bù, tiē zhe" jìn zhǐ xiàng wèi chéng nián rén mài yān" | |
| chéng be shàng qiān ne xīn wén dào chù dōu shì | |
| nǎ guò míng xīng guò shēng rì wǒ dōu hěn gāo xìng? | |
| fàng xuo jiù pǎo kè sù shè xiě zuò yè | |
| qián dōu yòng wán ó, lián fàn dōu chī bù qǐ | |
| wǎn shàng yuē zhuō xiōng dì kè tú shū guǎn kàn shū | |
| huò zhě kè mén kǒu shū diàn, mǎi tā liǎng běn jiào kē shū | |
| Verse2: | |
| gǎo cháng bù yǒu jiù dào kàn shū | |
| bào běn kè běn, jīn tiān yòu néng xué dào yī xiē zhī shí | |
| ná zhe kè běn zǒu zài shàng xué de lù shàng | |
| wǒ ài dú shū bù xū yào rèn hé ne lǐ yóu | |
| qí zuo mó tuō zài xuo xiào mén kǒu jiē tóng xué | |
| suǒ yǒu jiā zhǎng gěi wǒ zàn měi dí yǎn shén | |
| děng xiōng dì fàng xuo chī tè dùn wǎn fàn | |
| tīng shuō jīn tiān yòu yào qù tú shū guǎn lǐ kàn shū | |
| ná zhe kè běn hé jiào shì ne shì juàn | |
| tú shū guǎn lǐ miàn quán bù dōu shì rén | |
| wǒ zǒu jìn kè qì fēn lì mǎ kāi shǐ jǐn zhāng | |
| xiān zhǎo le zuò wéi lì mǎ kāi shǐ xiě shì juàn | |
| xiān shì xiě yǔ wén shì juàn rán hòu zài xiě shù xué | |
| lǎo shī zǒu guò lái pāi pāi wǒ de jiān bǎng | |
| gào sù wǒ xué xí yě yào zhǎng wò hǎo fēn cùn | |
| rán hòu wǒ liú zhe lèi xiě wán le zuì hòu yī zhāng shì juàn | |
| Verse3: | |
| jīn tiān jǐ lǎo biǎo wéi zài yì qǐ zuò zuò yè | |
| wǒ chuī xū zhe zuó tiān kǎo de 100 fēn | |
| fàng xuo yǐ hòu suǒ yǒu rén dōu wú liáo gòu | |
| yú shì yuē zhe kè xiǎo wū zi lǐ miàn kàn shū | |
| lún dào wǒ kàn shū wǒ bù yǒu jǐn zhāng | |
| màn màn ne dǎ kāi yí gè zì yí gè zì de dú | |
| lǔ xùn, lǐ bái, dù fǔ dōu shì wǒ de zuì ài | |
| yī xiǎo hā zhī shí jiù pǎo jìn wǒ de dà nǎo | |
| bù dú shū ne xiǎng zǒu, dú shū ne xiǎng zài dú yī xià | |
| hái hǎo wǒ shì ài dú shū ne rén | |
| ná zhe dú de shū zǒu dào jiào shì lǐ miàn | |
| děng hā yuē jǐ gè rén kè chī wǎn guò qiáo mǐ xiàn | |
| yòu dào xīng qī liù xuo xiào jū rán hái yào shàng kuo | |
| cóng zǎo shàng dào wǎn bù xū yào luō suo! | |
| diàn huà xiǎng ó yǒu gè xiǎo gū niáng zhǎo wǒ | |
| ná zhe kè běn, gǎn dào tè shēn biān | |
| ná zhe wǒ de bǐ, jiào tā zuò yī dào tí | |
| rán hòu dài zhe tè kǎo dào zhòng diǎn dà xué | |
| tè gāo xìng de bǎ wǒ de xiǎo shǒu qiān qǐ | |
| wǒ gēn tā shuō, wǒ men yīng gāi hǎo hǎo dú shū bù gāi tán liàn ài | |
| líng chén liǎng diǎn, pǎo qǔ tú shū guǎn | |
| bú shì kàn shū, zhǐ shì xiǎng xiě yī xià kǒu suàn biǎo | |
| jì bù de zhè zhāng zhuō zi lái guò jǐ cì? | |
| wǒ men yǐ jīng wàng jì le yǐ qián de yàng zi | |
| nǐ men bù yǒu zī gé lái píng lùn wǒ, | |
| yīn wèi wǒ céng jīng bèi zhè duàn shēng huó gǎn dòng guò |