Toothless People

	They only show you their gums when they smile
	Ain't got a tooth in their heads now, how vile
	Only can eat things like pudding and apple sauce
	They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss
	Hey, stand up
	Toothless people
	The breath is lethal
	Wanna tell ya
	Hey, come on, stand up, get on your feet
	Toothless people
	Old and feeble
	What I say
	No more of those pearly whites will they posses
	Their oral hygiene is frightful, a mess
	Lots of ‘em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease
	At least they don’t have to worry ‘bout cavities
	Hey, stand up, take out your teeth
	Toothless people
	Old and feeble
	Oh, yesYou can brush ‘em, you can floss ‘em
	They’re something you just can’t ignore
	If you lose ‘em you're in trouble‘
	Cause the tooth fairy won’t come no more
	You need something to show your dentist
	The next time he makes you say, ahh
	You don’t wanna have to wind up
	Eating all of your food through a straw
	Like toothless people
	Toothless people
	You better brush your teeth now
	Toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless people

	They only show you their gums when they smile
	Ain' t got a tooth in their heads now, how vile
	Only can eat things like pudding and apple sauce
	They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss
	Hey, stand up
	Toothless people
	The breath is lethal
	Wanna tell ya
	Hey, come on, stand up, get on your feet
	Toothless people
	Old and feeble
	What I say
	No more of those pearly whites will they posses
	Their oral hygiene is frightful, a mess
	Lots of ' em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease
	At least they don' t have to worry ' bout cavities
	Hey, stand up, take out your teeth
	Toothless people
	Old and feeble
	Oh, yesYou can brush ' em, you can floss ' em
	They' re something you just can' t ignore
	If you lose ' em you' re in trouble'
	Cause the tooth fairy won' t come no more
	You need something to show your dentist
	The next time he makes you say, ahh
	You don' t wanna have to wind up
	Eating all of your food through a straw
	Like toothless people
	Toothless people
	You better brush your teeth now
	Toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless people