I'll Sue Ya - Main Version

Song I'll Sue Ya - Main Version
Artist Weird Al Yankovic
Album Straight Outta Lynwood

Lyrics

[00:05.63] Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
[00:10.63] Yankovic-I'll Sue Ya
[00:26.70] I sued Taco Bell
[00:27.75] 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
[00:30.27] And I got fat!
[00:31.89] I sued Panasonic
[00:33.00] They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
[00:35.88] To dry off my cat
[00:37.17] Huh, I sued Earthlink
[00:38.59] 'Cause I called them up
[00:40.17] N' they had the nerve to put me on hold
[00:42.55] I sued Starbucks
[00:43.89] 'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
[00:46.51] And brrr, it was cold!
[00:48.30] I sued Toys'R'Us
[00:49.57] 'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
[00:51.15] And nearly choked to death
[00:53.74] Ugh, I sued PetCo
[00:54.79] 'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
[00:56.56] And now I got bad breath!
[00:59.23] I sued Coca-Cola, yo
[01:00.34] 'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle
[01:02.50] And it got stuck!
[01:04.15] I sued Delta Airlines
[01:05.53] 'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
[01:07.87] I went there, and it sucked!
[01:09.92] Yeah!!!
[01:12.76] If you stand me up on a date
[01:14.68] If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
[01:20.66] I'm gonna sue, sue
[01:21.83] Yes, I'm gonna sue
[01:23.12] Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
[01:25.98] I'm gonna sue, sue
[01:27.13] Yes, I'm gonna sue
[01:28.21] Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!
[01:31.63] Ugh!!
[01:44.80] I sued Duracell
[01:45.78] They never told me not to shove that double-A
[01:48.33] Right up my nose
[01:49.80] I sued Home Depot
[01:51.04] 'Cause they sold me a hammer
[01:52.89] Which they knew I might drop on my toes
[01:55.26] I sued Dell Computers
[01:56.52] 'Cause I took a bath with my laptop
[01:59.42] Now it doesn't work
[02:00.62] I sued Fruit of the Loom
[02:02.33] 'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
[02:04.61] I look like a jerk
[02:06.17] I sued Verizon
[02:07.28] 'Cause I get all depressed
[02:09.05] Any time my cell phone is roaming
[02:11.30] I sued Colorado
[02:12.66] 'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much
[02:15.66] Like Wyoming
[02:16.92] I sued Neiman Marcus
[02:18.51] 'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
[02:20.46] Way out of season
[02:22.22] I sued Ben Affleck
[02:23.43] ...
[02:25.45] Aw, do I even need a reason?
[02:27.64] Ugh!
[02:29.66] If I sprain my ankle
[02:30.61] While I'm robbing your place
[02:33.26] If I hurt my knuckles
[02:36.08] When I punch you in the face
[02:38.50] I'm gonna sue, sue
[02:39.83] Yes, I'm gonna sue
[02:41.09] Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
[02:44.00] I'm gonna sue, sue
[02:45.21] Yes, I'm gonna sue
[02:46.43] Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you
[02:52.05] Ugh!
[02:52.56]
[02:54.00] Ugh!
[02:56.70] Ugh!
[03:06.08] I'll sue ya!
[03:06.89] I'll take all of your money
[03:08.30] I'll sue ya!
[03:09.56] If you even look at me funny
[03:11.58] I'll sue ya!
[03:12.24] I'll take all of your money
[03:13.51] I'll sue ya!
[03:14.70] If you even look at me funny
[03:16.56] I'll sue ya!
[03:17.51] I'll take all of your money
[03:18.97] I'll sue ya!
[03:19.96] If you even look at me funny
[03:21.92] I'll sue ya!
[03:22.75] I'll take all of your money
[03:24.28] I'll sue ya!
[03:25.40] If you even look at me funny
[03:27.25] I'll sue ya!
[03:28.16] Ha-ha ha ha-haa
[03:29.60] I'll sue ya!
[03:30.77] What'chall think of that?
[03:32.63] I'll sue ya!
[03:33.47] Ha-ha ha ha-haa
[03:35.12] Boo ya!
[03:36.38] I'll sue ya!
[03:37.97] Ugh!