[00:06.610]They see me mowin'
[00:08.640]My front lawn
[00:10.430]I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
[00:13.260]Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[00:14.910]Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[00:16.600]Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
[00:18.260]Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
[00:19.930]I wanna roll with
[00:21.910]The gangstas
[00:23.780]But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
[00:26.630]Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[00:28.240]Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[00:30.140]I'm just too white and nerdy
[00:31.950]Really, really white and nerdy
[00:33.070]First in my class here at MIT
[00:34.400]Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
[00:35.950]MC Escher - that's my favorite MC
[00:37.610]Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
[00:39.370]My rims never spin, to the contrary
[00:41.010]You'll find that they're quite stationary
[00:42.720]All of my action figures are cherry
[00:44.650]Steven Hawking's in my library
[00:46.120]My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
[00:47.870]Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
[00:49.440]Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
[00:51.040]Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
[00:52.920]I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
[00:54.880]I'm a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
[00:56.560]Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
[00:58.060]My fingers' movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
[01:00.230]There's no killer app I haven't run
[01:01.240]At Pascal, well I'm number one
[01:03.060]Do vector calculus just for fun
[01:04.500]I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
[01:06.420]Happy Days is my favorite theme song
[01:07.710]I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
[01:09.510]I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
[01:11.110]I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
[01:13.670]They see me roll on
[01:15.460]My Segway
[01:17.200]I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
[01:18.740]Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[01:20.300]Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[01:23.800]Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
[01:25.410]Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
[01:27.110]I'd like to roll with
[01:29.210]The gangstas
[01:30.850]Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
[01:33.770]Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[01:35.470]Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[01:37.040]I'm just too white and nerdy
[01:38.940]How'd I get so white and nerdy?
[01:40.180]I've been browsin', inspectin'
[01:41.640]X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
[01:43.080]The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
[01:44.570]My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
[01:46.620]Shopping online for deals on some writable media
[01:48.750]I edit Wikipedia
[01:50.000]I memorized Holy Grail really well
[01:51.440]I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
[01:53.540]I got a business doing websites
[01:54.990]When my friends need some code, who do they call?
[01:56.580]I do HTML for 'em all
[01:58.070]Even made a homepage for my dog
[01:59.870]Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
[02:01.240]They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
[02:03.130]Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
[02:04.470]Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
[02:06.410]Gettin' freaky
[02:07.470]I'm nerdy in the extreme
[02:08.760]And whiter than sour cream
[02:10.400]I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
[02:13.350]Only question I
[02:14.370]Ever thought was hard
[02:15.430]Was do I like Kirk
[02:16.170]Or do I like Picard
[02:17.120]Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
[02:18.390]Got my name on my underwear
[02:20.630]They see me strollin'
[02:22.870]They laughin'
[02:24.420]And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy
[02:27.160]Just because I'm white and nerdy
[02:28.820]Just because I'm white and nerdy
[02:30.560]All because I'm white and nerdy
[02:32.150]Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
[02:33.850]I wanna bowl with
[02:36.150]The gangstas
[02:37.720]But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
[02:40.460]Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[02:42.100]Think I'm just too white and nerdy
[02:43.770]I'm just too white and nerdy
[02:45.610]Look at me, I'm white and nerdy