All right Milwaukee
 Let's f***ing do it ****
 Here we go
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
 Here we go again
 Come on
 I'm headin' out and all I'm takin' with me is my phone, wallet, keys
 Yeah, phone, wallet, keys
 Just those three things please, need my phone, wallet, keys
 Got my credit cards in my wallet
 Got my phone you can call it
 Master lock on my front door
 That's what my ************' keys are for
 My phone, wallet, keys, yeah, phone, wallet, keys
 Good things come in threes, need my phone, wallet, keys
 If I'm goin' to the zoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys)
 If I'm gettin' a face tattoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys)
 If I'm goin' out to a weddin' (wedding)
 If it's winter time and I'm sleddin'
 If I'm at that daddy daughter dance
 My phone, wallet, keys are in my pants
 I'm goin' on vacation to the West Indies
 And I don't got no luggage just got phone, wallet, keys
 I rode on up to the airport
 Lady asked for my passport
 ****, okay
 Guess I need my phone, wallet, passport, keys
 Phone, wallet, passport, keys
 Now I need four things, ***** please
 Phone, wallet, passport, keys
 I'm finally on the plane I'm ridin' Delta, Delta
 The lady farted next to me I smelt her, I smelt her
 We went up 30 thousand feet
 I reclined my ******' seat
 'Bout to watch a movie, stop
 I forgot my laptop
 ************, damnit
 Now I need my laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
 Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
 Too much **** that's five ******' things
Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
I'm swingin' my **** all over the place I'm hurtin' ya, I'm hurtin' ya
I'm caryin' so much **** I got a hernia, hernia
No place to put it, what should I do?
Probably should take my iPad too
What the **** else did I forget?
(Sandman you need tons of ****)
My tick tacs, my back pack
My Zippo lighter, my charge pack
My sun glasses, my hairspray
My headphones (Them Beats by Dre)
My notebook, my GoPro
My vape pen, my crossbow
My toothpick, my pocketknife
Oh ****, I forgot my wife
(Phone, wallet, keys) God damn
(Phone, wallet, keys)
It used to be so easy
With my phone, wallet, and keysy
**** (Phone, wallet, keys) yeah
(Phone, wallet, keys)
It used to be a breezy
With my phone, wallet, and keysy
My pockets got so heavy now I'm crampin, I'm crampin'
Each time I leave my house it's like I'm campin', I'm campin'
I'm miserable just standin' around I'm like a walkin' lost and found
You know I'd rather stay at home where all I need's my ******' phone
(Phone, phone, phone) yeah
(Phone, phone, phone)
Much happier at home, just playin' with my phone
(Phone, phone, phone) yeah
(Phone, phone, phone)
Yeah I'll just stay at home and fiddle with my phone on the toilet