[00:13.52] All right Milwaukee
[00:14.00] Let's f***ing do it ****
[00:15.00] Here we go
[00:18.00] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:22.00] Here we go again
[00:24.50] Come on
[00:26.80] I'm headin' out and all I'm takin' with me is my phone, wallet, keys
[00:31.57] Yeah, phone, wallet, keys
[00:33.42] Just those three things please, need my phone, wallet, keys
[00:36.43] Got my credit cards in my wallet
[00:38.47] Got my phone you can call it
[00:40.29] Master lock on my front door
[00:42.38] That's what my ************' keys are for
[00:44.00] My phone, wallet, keys, yeah, phone, wallet, keys
[00:47.18] Good things come in threes, need my phone, wallet, keys
[00:50.37] If I'm goin' to the zoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys)
[00:53.72] If I'm gettin' a face tattoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys)
[00:57.15] If I'm goin' out to a weddin' (wedding)
[00:59.04] If it's winter time and I'm sleddin'
[01:00.62] If I'm at that daddy daughter dance
[01:02.88] My phone, wallet, keys are in my pants
[01:04.34] I'm goin' on vacation to the West Indies
[01:07.70] And I don't got no luggage just got phone, wallet, keys
[01:11.00] I rode on up to the airport
[01:12.73] Lady asked for my passport
[01:14.54] ****, okay
[01:17.01] Guess I need my phone, wallet, passport, keys
[01:19.56] Phone, wallet, passport, keys
[01:21.42] Now I need four things, ***** please
[01:23.06] Phone, wallet, passport, keys
[01:24.57] I'm finally on the plane I'm ridin' Delta, Delta
[01:27.89] The lady farted next to me I smelt her, I smelt her
[01:31.48] We went up 30 thousand feet
[01:33.62] I reclined my ******' seat
[01:35.00] 'Bout to watch a movie, stop
[01:36.90] I forgot my laptop
[01:39.00] ************, damnit
[01:40.60] Now I need my laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
[01:43.70] Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
[01:45.54] Too much **** that's five ******' things
[01:47.25]Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
[01:48.70]I'm swingin' my **** all over the place I'm hurtin' ya, I'm hurtin' ya
[01:52.10]I'm caryin' so much **** I got a hernia, hernia
[01:55.51]No place to put it, what should I do?
[01:57.35]Probably should take my iPad too
[01:59.10]What the **** else did I forget?
[02:00.70](Sandman you need tons of ****)
[02:02.65]My tick tacs, my back pack
[02:04.10]My Zippo lighter, my charge pack
[02:05.92]My sun glasses, my hairspray
[02:07.18]My headphones (Them Beats by Dre)
[02:09.18]My notebook, my GoPro
[02:11.04]My vape pen, my crossbow
[02:12.71]My toothpick, my pocketknife
[02:14.40]Oh ****, I forgot my wife
[02:16.20](Phone, wallet, keys) God damn
[02:18.09](Phone, wallet, keys)
[02:19.40]It used to be so easy
[02:21.14]With my phone, wallet, and keysy
[02:22.93]**** (Phone, wallet, keys) yeah
[02:24.50](Phone, wallet, keys)
[02:26.42]It used to be a breezy
[02:28.03]With my phone, wallet, and keysy
[02:29.96]My pockets got so heavy now I'm crampin, I'm crampin'
[02:33.14]Each time I leave my house it's like I'm campin', I'm campin'
[02:36.41]I'm miserable just standin' around I'm like a walkin' lost and found
[02:40.02]You know I'd rather stay at home where all I need's my ******' phone
[02:43.56](Phone, phone, phone) yeah
[02:45.29](Phone, phone, phone)
[02:47.00]Much happier at home, just playin' with my phone
[02:50.37](Phone, phone, phone) yeah
[02:52.16](Phone, phone, phone)
[02:54.02]Yeah I'll just stay at home and fiddle with my phone on the toilet