I am the illustrated man, baby
I got tattoos everywhere
I am the illustrated man, baby
I got tattoos everywhere
I just love my decorationsfrom my feet up to my head
Got a screamin' demon on my chestcat face on my thigh
Got naked women all over meuntil the day 
I dieI am the illustrated man, baby
I got tattoos everywhere
People love my decorationsthey just have to stop & stare
Got the Mona 
Lisa on my keister
Van Gogh on my nose
I'm a walkin' work of artfrom my head down to my toes
I am the illustrated man, baby
I got tattoos everywhere
Just love my decorationsfrom my feet up to my head
I got faces goin' on placeswhere the sun don't shine
Little girl if you show me yoursgirl 
I'll show you mine
I'm the illustrated man, baby
I got tattoos everywhere
People love my decorationsthey just have to stop & stare
I'm the illustrated man,
I'm the illustrated man,
Come on get some if you can
I'm the illustrated man