Jackie is a punk, 
Judy is a runt
They both went down to [incomprehensible], join' the 
Ice capades(Yaa eee)
An' oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why, why
They'll die, oh yeah
Die, oh yeah
Die, oh yeah
Die, oh yeah
Second verse, same as the first
Jackie is a punk, 
Judy is a runt
They both went down to [incomprehensible], join' the 
Ice capades(Yaa eee)
An' oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why, why
They'll die, oh yeah
Die, oh yeah
Die, oh yeah
Die, oh yeah
Third verse, diff' from the first
Jackie is a punk, 
Judy is a runt
They both went down to 
Frisco, the 
S.L.A.(Yaa eee)
An' oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why, why
They'll die, oh yeah
Die, oh yeah
Die, oh yeah
Die, oh yeah
Oh yeah, yea