Once I laughed when I heard you saying That I'd be playing solitaire Uneasy in my easy chair It never entered my mind Once you told me I was mistaken That I'd awaken with the sun And ordered orange juice for one It never entered my mind You had what I lack myself Now I even have to scratch my back myself Once you warned me that if you scorned me I'd say a loser prayer again And wish that you were there again To get into my To get into my hair again It never entered my mind You have what I lack myself And now I even have to scratch my back myself Once you warned me That if you scorned me I'd sing the loser prayer again And wish that you were there again To get into my hair again It never entered No it never entered It never entered my mind