VIVIENNE, (Spoken) Maybe Warner saw a blonde who was sleeping her way to the top, but I see a woman who doesn't have to. (Sung) I used to pray for the day you'd leave Swore up and down You would not belong But when I am wrong I say I'm wrong and I was wrong about you So listen up! I see no end to what you'll achieve That's only if you don't turn and run You proved it to me Now show everyone what you can do And you look great in dark blue! Get back in the game Back on the case Take a good look at my face I'm not a fool And it's a rule I do not pose! But I see a star You're my new muse You've got the best freakin' shoes! And you lit a fuse So go show them who's Legally Blonde! CHORUS, Sha la la la la la VIVIENNE, Yes, you lit a fuse So go show them who's Legally ... ELLE, (Spoken) Sorry Vivienne, but I'm never wearing that again. PAULETTE, (Spoken) Elle, Honey, you're in the supply closet! ELLE, (Spoken) I know! I said I'm never wearing that again...I'm wearing THIS! (Sung) Back in the game CHORUS, Yes! ELLE, Back to the trial CHORUS, Yes! ELLE, But I'm going back in my style CHORUS, Back in her style! ELLE, 'Cause it's a fact CHORUS, Yes! ELLE, When you're attacked CHORUS, Yes! ELLE, You've got to respond CHORUS, Got to got to got to got to respond! ELLE, Hand me my dog! CHORUS, Dog! ELLE, Hand me my bag CHORUS, Bag! ELLE, And that American flag! CHORUS, Got to be American! ELLE, Cause nobody screws CHORUS, No! ELLE, Somebody who's CHORUS, Who? ELLE, Legally Blonde CHORUS, Get on your feet Cause she's legally blonde Kicked to the street Cause she's legally blonde There's no retreat cause you're Legally Blonde Yeah! Don't be afraid to be Legally Blonde Join the parade cause she's ELLE'S MOTHER, (Spoken) Honey look! She's leading a parade! ELLE, (Spoken) Mom and Dad! ELLE'S MOTHER, (Spoken) Get a picture! ELLE'S DAD, (SPOKEN) Just one more please cause she's CHORUS, Legally Blonde ELLE'S DAD, (Spoken) Everyone say cheese! ELLE MOTHER, (Spoken) No say legally blonde! CHORUS, Legally Blonde! Cause she's legally blonde... Cause she's legally blonde... Cause she's legally blonde! SERNE, MARGOT, PILAR (Spoken) Omigod Elle! ELLE, (Spoken) Thanks Greek Chorus but I don't need voices in my head today. SERNE, MARGOT, PILAR Honey it's us! The girls from Delta Nu! We came to see Our president be Legally Blonde CHORUS, Jump on your feet Cause she's legally blonde You've got a right to be legally blonde You've got a right to be Legally Blonde KYLE, (Spoken) Paulette, I've got another package... PAULETTE, (Spoken) Thanks... Kyle B. O'boyle. What does the 'B' stand for? KYLE, (Spoken) Brendan... (IRISH DANCE BREAK) CHORUS, Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Hey! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Back in the game Back in the fray ENID, Back the hell outta the way! BROOKE, Mr. you're fired CALLAHAN, (Spoken) What?! BROOKE, Guess who I hired? CHORUS, (Spoken) Who? BROOKE, To represent me You gotta to be... CHORUS, Yeah, you gotta be Yeah, you gotta be Yeah, you gotta be... BROOKE, Legally Blonde ALL, And she's legally blonde, oh yeah And she's legally blonde, oh yeah And she's legally blonde, oh yeah Legally Blonde, oh yeah!